@burnyoubastard from x
He casually tosses his head to the side once Riot was finished bitching. Which seemed a bit rare for him, but either way Bakugou was always down to talk shit. There were just so many things he could say here, it was almost HARD to choose. Rubies met the same hue of his best friend before giving him a sarcastic roll of his own.
" I'm pretty fuckin' sure you aren't envious of gettin' knocked up, so I'ma skip that one or I don't wanna have this conversation. Who's coffee is it anyways?"
Right as he said that, the bomber moved to snatch the cup from his hands to examine it. "You know you could always piss in this to give that fucker a message that you aren't their god damn errand boy right?"
Classic Bakugou. 10/10 motivational speaker. What a blessing to have him as a best friend right?
Maybe this should have been the response he expected, after all, it was Bakugou he was talking to, but for some reason it still threw him. It might be the advice–– although that kind of vulgarity isn’t exactly unexpected, or maybe just what he decided to focus on, he couldn’t be sure. One thing Kirishima was sure of, however, was that he wouldn’t be pissing in anyone’s coffee, no matter how much he disliked them.
And then he had to go and steal the cup and for a moment, the redhead’s panic spiked thinking he would just go ahead and do it for him.
“Ah––! It’s not–– I don’t mind grabbing coffee for people, that’s.... not what I’m complaining about.” He started, making a grab to try to get it back. “I just mean.... I don’t know, I thought I’d be further along in my career by now. Have my own agency or something. Be in a relationship, at least, if not thinking about marriage or whatever, you know? Instead I’m.... still sidekicking for Fat Gum and fetching coffee for Suneater ‘cause he’s too nervous to face the barista at our favorite shop again after he scared her one time when he had the hiccups and accidentally turned his nose into a beak.”