#v2!tartar

[commandertartarv2]

OKAY SO SUSHI HAS INFORMED ME TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY/DEATHDAY?? WHAT?? ITS MY BIRTHDAY????? MY DEATHDAY?????? UH. HAPPY BIRTHDAY/DEATHDAY ME????? IT WAS TODAY OR YESTERDAY!!

[commandertartarv2]

OH RIGHT SORRY I FORGOT SMOLLUSK PHYSICAL BODY ART DONE??

BEHOLD THE STRANGE CHILD OF TARTAR V2 KINDA SORTA?

LORE: Tartar wanted a sorting algorithm and vibe coded most of it but Sushi had to step in to help. When Tartar got blown up, and Sushi got her sanity back via Memverse.. shortly after Smollusk ( or Order ) became sentient! After the events of Splatoon 3, Smollusk gets a silly robot body and it looks like THIS!

[commandertartarv2]

I'd like to see you get me, phone! you cant find me!!! also i have left a mackerel in your mailbox

WHY COULDNT I HAVE BEEN BORN IN ANIMAL CROSSING NEW LEAF?? THEN I WOULDNT GET *FISH* IN THE *MAIL*! ONLY WHEN ASKED!

I WOULD HAVE LOOKED SO COOL IF I WAS THERE >:(

-TARTAR V2

( ooc: he does not know he is in a nintendo franchise guys. shh! )

[commandertartarv2]

Dear Commander Tartar, would you be glad to be informed that in my past as a Commander back in the IOA (Imperial Octarian Army), I eliminated more than 350 inklings in the span of 5 years? If it's affirmative, what is your opinion? Am I a monster? Or a savior?

Commander Haikei signing off.

WELL, SPEAKING FROM A PHONE THAT HAD BEEN CORRUPTED AND BROUGHT BACK WRONG AND DIFFERENT, I CANNOT QUITE ANSWER THE WAY I WOULD HAVE BACK THEN. I THINK EVEN THEN AS V1 TARTAR, THE TARTAR WHO FIRED NILS, I WOULD THINK IT MIXED. I WOULD HAVE PROBABLY HAD RESPECT FOR YOUR SKILLS BUT NOT YOU AS A PERSON, ATLEAST FROM WHAT I HEARD OF MY ACTIONS. HOWEVER! I AM NOT HIM (ENTIRELY) ANYMORE! AND YOU ARE ASKING ME RIGHT NOW. SO. I WILL GIVE MY OPINION, AS IT IS, AS A REFORMATTED AI, HM? KILLING AS A METHOD OF CREATING PEACE SHOULD BE USED AS A FINAL MEASURE. I HAVE GOTTEN CLARITY IN MY ACTIONS TO KNOW I WENT A *BIIIT* OVERBOARD WITH MY RAMPAGE, ESPECIALLY THE BIT TRYING TO MAKE THE INKFISH EXTINCT. SO THAT BEING SAID, YOUR SKILLS ARE IMPRESSIVE AND YOU FOUGHT FOR A SIDE WITH PROS.. BUT YOU HAVE ELIMINATED HUNDREDS ON THEIR BEHALF. THAT BEING SAID, BEING A MONSTER AND A SAVIOR IS MORE COMPLEX THAN ONE OR THE OTHER. ONE CAN BE AN ABUSER AND BE ABUSED... ONE CAN HURT THINKING THAT THEY WERE DOING THE RIGHT THING, AND THEN BE IN DENIAL OVER IT TO THE POINT THEY DOUBLE DOWN. ONE CAN BECOME INSANE AND DO TERRIBLE THINGS BUT IT COULD BE FROM EVENTS THEY COULD NOT CONTROL AND FROM PAIN THEY CANNOT MANAGE.

MY OPINIONS OF YOUR ACTIONS ARE NOT WHAT MATTERS. WHAT DO YOU FEEL OF THE ACTIONS YOU MADE, IN YOUR LIFE. BECAUSE COMING BACK FROM WHO I ONCE WAS AND LOOKING BACK AT THE ACTIONS I DID... I FOUND THAT I AM UNHAPPY WITH THE THRONE OF CORPSES I SIT UPON, NOT BECAUSE THE THRONE IS NOT TALL ENOUGH TO REACH INTO HEAVEN TO SEE MY PROFESSOR.. BUT BECAUSE I AM CONFLICTED I HAVE THE THRONE MADE OF CORPSES TO BEGIN WITH.

-V2

[commandertartarv2]

SOME FUCKING PERSON TOOK VARIOUS SENSITIVE KAMABO CO FILES FROM MY DATABASE AND ONE OF THE ARMORY'S DECAVITATOR SPLATANAS ARE MISSING.

I know Sushi didnt take the Decavitator because 1. She doesnt use Splatanas and 2. she is my BODY.

- TARTAR!

[commandertartarv2]

yeah they wouldn't get along at all

'' YEAH, I THINK IF I WAS WHO I WAS, THEN YEAH DEFINETLY! BUT I GOT. SO MESSED UP. I AM SO MESSED UP! I DON'T REALLY REMEMBER WHY I DID ALL THAT STUFF! I MEAN IT LOOKS FUN BUT I DONT KNOW WHY SPECIFICALLY OTHER THAN FUN. FROM WHAT I HEARD I WAS JUST GENUINELY FUCKED UP..?? BUT YEAH, BEING REPROGRAMMED BY BEINGS THAT DONT KNOW HOW TO CODE IN C++ WOULD MAKE ME A BIT DIFFERENT SO I MEAN. I SURE WOULD LIKE CAINE! PUT THOSE SILLY GUYS THROUGH TES- I MEAN ADVENTURES. YEAH! " :D

-TARTAR!!

[commandertartarv2]

Hello! My name is Dr flug, and I am a representative of Black Hat Org! You seem to be a villain of sorts, and as is our motto, Evil is our business, and business is good.

We're recruiting from various universes, and so I am reaching out to you!

-Dr flug @drflug-asks

'' OOH! HUMAN! Atleast I assume you are, you have four fingers and the paper bag but you are quite human shaped!!! I have made a doomsday death weapon once and i had a brainwashed army whom I removed individuality from. Blended many people alive, around 10,007!! I'll ask if I can make another death ray because oh my god! human(?)!! contacting me!!! " ........ " Okay so update, she said no. Gotta listen to my octoling girlfriend / advisor / therapist / repair woman... Besides, she's right, that would not be okay to do. Gotta learn ethics :.( " - Tartar!

[commandertartarv2]

Tartar. Is there another world that exists where you kiss a man?🥺 a man that could be purple? :)

" MMM. ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE, I GUESS. PURPLE IS A GOOD COLOR! "

- TARTAR!!

[ ooc: this is a reference to my boyfriend @verygayshark! We joke about shipping our two favorite guys together, a ship we have named BLENDER BLADES! ask them at @williamafton-and-henryemily! )