[𝐌𝐄𝐌𝐄 𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐊]: more prompts for your feels [𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐒]: accepting [𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌]: @stoiretale [𝐌𝐄𝐌𝐄]: “ what happened to you? ”
❝What do you think?❞ he mutters angrily, pressing the bag of ice at the back of his head. He was planning to go home and punch a pillow...or rant at his medical anatomical skeleton since Oswald was busy. But now Hello Kitty is here and she has to pay the price of hearing him rant. ❝Your boyfriend the bat happened.❞ he says through his teeth before sighing heavily, rather dramatically ❝Riddle me this, Catwoman. What is it with men and loving to beat people up, hm?❞ Where is the creativity in that, where is the flair? It’s all so boring and it makes Batman look like every other cop in this city. ❝Surely, there are more ways to stop someone, don’t you think so?❞















