May 16, 2025
kaygee can we have a picture of ur snake bones, i want to see his round ass head
Leave his round ass head alone, he is Enlongating!
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kaygee can we have a picture of ur snake bones, i want to see his round ass head
Leave his round ass head alone, he is Enlongating!
since you're enjoying Nightmare right now, could we get some general Nightmare Fun Facts?
Fun Facts About G&D Nightmare!
He likes both coffee and tea, but puts an unreasonable amount of sugar in both.
Despite what Dream would have you believe, half the time Nightmare visits a new or developing AU is just to pick up books he hasn't read yet.
While he has little love for both monsters and humans, he is far less confident in the care and keeping of humans.
He has a secret talent in plant care. There's a reason Horrors garden grows so well, even when he forgets.
Nightmare and his corruption are actually two separate things, but they don't know it.
are the pockets of the couch jackets always empty, or can stuff be in there?
Oh yeah, there can be stuff in the pockets. To date, Reader has found:
1 dusty blue bandana
7 whoopee cushions one with a tear in it (all from the same jacket)
One joy buzzer, nonfunctional
A bag of chisps, contents completely obliterated
5 whoopee cushions (from 5 different jackets)
One bone attack, sharp. Cut your finger and stung for a while.
A zip lock bag of lasagna (indescribable)
A foil wrapped burrito, still warm
Cigarette pack, empty
This might be inappropriate to ask so feel free to ignore but is reader gonna see the….bone zone with ALL the skewed? Or will it only be Dust
The most direct answer is no. But that's because some skeletons cannot forme de bonér. For reasons
this is a bit of a specific one, but once more is revealed, what's the boys opinion on the reader's opinion of their parents? like, since the reader really doesnt seem to hate them/want them dead, what do that think of that? are they like "understandable, even if they suck those are your parents", or like "holy shit dude. why the fuck dont you hate them. please reconsider" that sorta thing :-)
Well, murder is always on the table, just say the word.
But two have killed their brother more than once, one has tried to kill his brother countless times, one doesn't remember even having a brother, and none of them really have parents, so their views on familial disputes pretty much begin and end at the end of a blaster. And they know this. So they'll follow your lead...mostly. Error is a petty, petty bitch.
Their efforts to cheer you up include gems such as "got a selfie of us smooching. you should send it to your mom." and "If it makes you feel any better, your parents being mages means they will still be alive as their world starts to dissolve in 70 years." and "here is magic pet store. buy whatever you want, i'll even pay for it with actual money."
Are there any type of ask you don’t like answering?
Every now and then I get an ask that wants me write an entire story about a reader with [trait] and [does thing].
I don't mind the "what do they think about stretch marks/being bald/humans with a cold/playing uno"
It's the questions that are "what happens if reader was a card shark with an extra thumb and green eyes and always beating them at games and challenged dream to a game of poker for control over the universe and won?"
Like. Babe. Just commission me.
Wait, do the jackets come out the couch when various sanses and whatnot die? Because there are some items that made me think that. The bandana probably from a genocice underswap, a bone attack kept ready in his pocket to attach when a sans fell asleep during the fight, maybe? And the whoopie cushions, one of which could have teared in the attack that ultimately killed him. From yoru description, though, none of the jackets themselves are torn...
The Couch has no criteria for when and where a jacket comes from, only that there can not be a standard occupant of the clothing at the time.
can you feed the couch stuff?? like could we be using this couch as a trashcan/storage, or does it just dispense stuff?
You can stuff things under the cushions, but it's kind of a toss-up on if the couch accepts them.
It mostly just spits out jackets but will reliably take the batteries out of your remote if you lose it in the cracks. Not the remote. Just the batteries. Every. Time.