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Charth Vader knows that Richard Serra's intimidating shadows are no match for the powers of a Jedi Master. But still, he would like some help getting out of here.

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Charth Vader does not want to light the birthday candle. You know how he feels about fire. Happy birthday, Charth Vader.

[charth-vader]

Charth Vader invented the internet.

(To prove it, you can now visit him at http://www.charthvader.com)

[charth-vader]

Charth Vader asks, "What did you do on spring break?"

Don't answer.  He's not listening.

[charth-vader]

From Charth Vader’s press office, a Star Wars Day special peek behind the scenes: Charth Vader posing for his official state portrait in honor of Star Wars day. The portrait will be revealed at a later date.

[charth-vader]

Charth Vader is amused by your antiquated forms of space travel.

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Charth Vader thinks that skee ball is harder than it looks.

[charth-vader]

Charth Vader is pondering the difference between a yam and sweet potato, and hoping that he will not have to eat either one.