For the insult meme: Captain (P)Ornstein, the Gay Furry
Imagine still staying in Anor Londo subreddit while everyone else moves on to other platforms, clinging on his one million followers while 99.99% of them are already deactivated. Like seriously, the only 3 active accounts on the subreddit are only him, Smough and Gwyndolin, but he can only get 1 upvote from his post because Gwyndolin is too busy looking at pornhub’s gay category for his daddy issues.
Besides what is he going to post anyway? ‘Day 23484701471, still no one visit’?
Quite a miracle that he hasn’t become as big as Smough’s armor because boi this bitch sits there do nothing but browsing the internet for dead memes (just like his status and this entire city his guarding). Come to think of it he and Smough has been in quarantine for 23484701471 days. Eat sleep fap is all they have
Dragonslayer Ornstein? More like
Drag and lay down, Orns’s dead lmao
and I know you didn’t ask for this but the reason Gwyndolin is so damn short is that he jacked too much to incest porn and now his body aint have enough nutrients to make him tall.