Shit My Phone Says
I love when my phone tries to autocorrect to what it thinks I'm really trying to say.. Today's example: Me: vagina. Phone: Nope. Pretty sure you mean vaginabeam Me: negative, ghost rider. Vagina. Phone: bacons. Wait. What? Bacons? Not one, but several? Like a plethora? Si si el guapo; I'd say you have a plethora.











