I realize my blog has been very down and out due to events
so I thought I’d share the moment of happiness and HoD fandom I had yesterday on twitter.
a previously until now unscanned gaming magazine with a Heart of Darkness article was recently uploaded and I lost my mind over how they accidentally used the wrong screenshot here instead of one of Mefudoka so it looks like Andy is fat-shaming the Master
so then I ended up making up a forced meme based on this
the English dub made the choice to change "no you're going to die" with "hasta la vista bat-breath" but what if instead Andy just yelled "go on a diet you fat fuck"
I can’t remember if I jokingly called the Master a fat fuck before but maybe I just really needed some fun because this stuck all night
I misread this as “Andy is a springer spaniel”
POV: you told him to go on a diet and called him a fat fuck
This is oddly specific. Like who the fuck would go up to the Master and ask for things (except for Cayden) "oh yeah lemme just check if the child-eating shadow dictator down the road has any milk"
MFW I'm lactose intolerant so I can't ask the Master of Darkness for a pint of milk
in the magazine there was this voucher you cut out for a free demo and at this point I’m just continuing calling this promo image of the Master “fat fuck”
the "form" on the outside of the magazine wasn't part of the scan by the way. Boooo
Lastly I had this intrusive thought to edit this so I did
so yeah. this is the most passion I’ve had for something fun in a while and it culminates in photoshopping the Master of Darkness into the trump mcdonalds banquet because magdonal