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“Great work today, we met our quota in... well, it wasn’t record time. But we did a good job all things considered!”

#hodcore #muse :: malkuth #hey im doing this JUST to harass you

Not enough men nowadays saying “gesundheit” when whatever they're seasoning you with makes you sneeze.

Chivalry is dead.

#text post #memes #hodcore #shitpost #Cayden

@hodcore sent: "Malkuth?" Hod's voice is usually cheery and welcoming, even when addressing Malkuth for any questions she might have. This time, however, her call for attention is laced with concern. " After taking inventory, I noticed that there's a book on my floor that we've yet to properly register.. and according to the other librarians, it doesn't belong to them, either. " She shows her the book, labeled as 'Book of Funky Kong.'" Does this belong to you? "

The Patron Librarian of History is busy. Well of course, like all the other Librarians. Malkuth isn’t going to say she’s anything particularly special (not yet at least!) but when it comes to the books manifested from the people of the city and acquired by other means, there’s just a lot of history. And putting it all together and sorting it can be annoying at times, confusing at worst.

She likes to take breaks now and then when she can, and visit the other librarians. One thing she learned from her previous life was that assisting one another was integral to their eventual success, flawed and stolen as it was. And that kind of thing should be kept going, and... while she may not be able to bring together all the former Sephirah, she knew she could always trust on her fellow Asiyah.

She’s also hungry and wanting to see if Hod is of a similar thought. For some reason... Malkuth is craving slaw.

“Hello! Yes, Hod? ...Aha. I was coming to ask you if you wanted to get something with me, but, it looks like you need something first! Alright then, lemme see the book!” She shifts her ledger into the crook of one arm, enthusiastically picking up Book of Funky Kong once her hands are free and...

“Uah... this book feels... really weird. I’ve never seen it before! So I don’t think it’s one of mine, either. I’ve come across a lot of names and events sorting through the history books and encyclopedias, but there’s never been anything about a... Funky... Kong...” She gulps, gaze darkening as she looks at it. There’s a horrible sense of unease, probably from the unbridled power seeping through each page.

“Maybe we should burn it? It could reveal more to us once we--” Suddenly she shudders, feeling dizzy and the book falls to the floor. “Geh--?!”

#hodcore #inbox :: answered ic #muse :: malkuth #PANIC

The Master: Every so often I just decide to eat a full body of french child. The full child. Yes. I will eat practically nothing except the full child body for a whole day. Don't do this. The only thing this accomplishes is destroying your lair and making your spectres EXTREMELY LOUD. Please do not do this.

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oh my god anon. I’m laughing so hard rn.

(for context this is based on the tweet I made in response to my questionable german salami choices)

#anon #vague hod #HoDcore #Anonymous