Mar 22, 2019
That "bought a new phone" selfie.
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That "bought a new phone" selfie.
A wild Audrie appears!!
Body type, feet, hands and lips
“I’m... petite, I suppose. Never been especially curvy, not like the women in this province especially, but I don’t have the body of a child or a boy, either. Toned enough, though perhaps a little softer these days.” She chuckles and leans back against her counter. “Sitting behind a counter and hovering over a cauldron will do that. I’ve got a little waist - Anya always said a man liked that, if he could almost put your hands around your waist when you wore a corset.” She snorts. “And - almost a handful, I suppose, in the breast and buttock department? I’m not all bones and sharp edges. Certainly not like I was a year or two ago, after...”
She trails off, then stands to make herself some tea, seeking distraction. “My feet. Like I said, I think they’re small and unremarkable, if not for my idiosyncrasy in webbing. My hands are small, too. Soft save the scars. I pamper them - oils and creams and the like when I can, and wear gloves anytime I’m around others.” Indeed, even as she’s simply cooking and running her shop, her hands are concealed behind soft, thin gloves.
“As for my lips, only one way to know those for sure.” She blows a kiss, then chuckles. “I’m told I have nice lips. I like them well enough, I suppose. I have my father’s features, for the most part - mother was much more delicate and classically Bretic.”
when u look pretty af and making selfies and really wanna post them but you're paranoid of someone u know finding u here so u decided never to post selfies the struggle
This is going to sound really vain, but I kinda need your help.
As I've hinted at over the past couple days, I am really self-conscious about my smile. I haven't smiled with teeth in a photograph in about ten years. The reason for this is that my teeth are actually kinda fucked up - you can't tell when they're apart, really, but I have such a deep bite that when my mouth is closed my top incisors completely cover my bottom ones. My molars click together and my bottom ones are kind of angled in. When I smile with teeth all you see is my top teeth with a good amount of gum, and if I'm not careful I bite my bottom lip unintentionally. Recently this has gotten so bad that it's tearing up my gums and the insides of my cheeks and I'm getting really awful tension headaches from "jaw clenching" - I mean, yes, it's clenching, but it's also just the natural position of my mouth. It's how it fits together. My jaw's fucked.
SO. Basically. Since I'm so self-conscious about my smile, it's nigh-impossible for me to take a satisfactory selfie. All the ones I post? There are like twelve bloopers before I get the one you see. It's crazy. And always, always, I have that same sort of smirk with compressed lips and no teeth.
BUT NOW THERE'S THIS CONTEST OKAY AND I'M REALLY FUCKING PUMPED ABOUT IT right you may have seen the sponsored post on your dash, win a free Invisalign treatment, just submit your best smiling selfie? That one? Yeah. I'm planning on starting Invisalign as soon as I move anyway, but nOT paying $5k for it would really, really help. SO HERE IS WHERE I NEED YOU.
Do you (oh god this sounds awful) have a favorite selfie of mine? You don't have to go looking for it, I have over 2100 posts and that would be ridiculous, but if one stands out in your memory and you describe it to me I'll know which one it is. The rules are that I have to be smiling, and there can't be anyone else in the picture. I don't know if the thing wants me to smile with teeth, but if so... that would take some practice. Like damn.
kitty :3
