#val status

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Contessa Valentina Allegra de Fontaine is currently:

watching the video of John Walker doing a tik tok trend while in a cowboy get up

he had to get tipsy for that, that's for sure

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contessa Valentina Allegra de Fontaine is currently:

texting your celebrity crush.

for the record, she didn't start it.

[dont-call-me-val]

Contessa Valentina Allegra de Fontaine is currently:

on a 'phone call' with that one senator's wife

for the love of God don't knock.

[dont-call-me-val]

Contessa Valentina Allegra de Fontaine is currently:

sitting at her desk sipping on a large milkshake and watching Legally Blonde on her desktop when she's supposed to be writing an email back to a professional photographer.

[dont-call-me-val]

Contessa Valentina Allegra de Fontaine is currently:

ordering even more furniture for the tower and scheduling yet another painting of another floor of the tower

someone thought it would be a good idea to play tag.

'im raising children'

[dont-call-me-val]

Contessa Valentina Allegra de Fontaine is currently:

so. bored.

she's just sitting there. doing nothing.

[dont-call-me-val]

Contessa Valentina Allegra de Fontaine is currently:

going jewelry shopping.

it's not for her (for once)

[dont-call-me-val]

Contessa Valentina Allegra de Fontaine is currently:

on the punching bag, beating it to hell and back