God's Favorite Ex-Wife

money makes the world go around //18+ MCU based rp//

[dont-call-me-val]

Hello! It's my greatest honor to be able to work with the New Avengers! I make connections and allies, you can be my newest ally, it would be my pleasure.

ask any question with 🩷 at the end and Lucia will respond.

my contacts (lmk if you wanna be added ^^)

my music

moderated by @string-puller / @soldier-of-death

//hey!! sooo I made this blog, not sure if it'll last but I've just seen so many thunderbolts rp accounts reference public appearances and PR things and I'm just wondering why there aren't any Vals anywhere!! soooo this is her! she's a manipulative bitch but I hope you love her!

hashtags I use:

# Vals status (what val is currently doing shitpost)

# damage control (val reblogs)

# val inbox (character inbox)

# Val talks (just val talking or open RP)

taken anons:

🦐 🌙 🎸 ✈️ 🌷

inspiration to write Valentina:

Mariana Priestly from The Devil Wears Prada

Veronica Lodge from the Archie Comics

the brat album (mostly Von dutch)

"when you walk into a room you own everything and everyone in that room" (Heath ledger acting coach when playing the joker)

Raquele from Barbie life in the dream house

[shieldstrauma]

ᴜɴɪᴛᴇᴅ sᴛᴀᴛᴇs ᴅᴏssɪᴇʀ

sᴛʀᴀᴛᴇɢɪᴄ ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴɴᴇʟ ғɪʟᴇ

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ғɪʟᴇ sᴛᴀᴛᴜs : ᴀᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ

ᴄʟᴇᴀʀᴀɴᴄᴇ : ʟᴇᴠᴇʟ 7

ᴄᴏᴅᴇɴᴀᴍᴇ : ᴜ.s. ᴀɢᴇɴᴛ

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[ ᴅᴇsɪɢɴᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ]

ɴᴀᴍᴇ : ᴊᴏɴᴀᴛʜᴀɴ ғ. "ᴊᴏʜɴ" ᴡᴀʟᴋᴇʀ

ᴀʟɪᴀsᴇs : ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ ᴀᴍᴇʀɪᴄᴀ (ғᴏʀᴍᴇʀ), ᴜ.s. ᴀɢᴇɴᴛ

ᴘʀᴏɴᴏᴜɴs : ʜᴇ / ʜɪᴍ

ᴛɪᴛʟᴇs : ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ

ғᴏʀᴍᴇʀ ᴄᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ ᴀᴍᴇʀɪᴄᴀ

ᴅᴇᴄᴏʀᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴡᴀʀ ʜᴇʀᴏ

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[ ᴘʜʏsɪᴏʟᴏɢʏ ]

ᴀɢᴇ : ᴇᴀʀʟʏ–ᴍɪᴅ 30s

ᴄᴏᴍᴘʟᴇxɪᴏɴ : ғᴀɪʀ

ʜᴇɪɢʜᴛ : 6'1" (185 ᴄᴍ)

ᴘʜʏsɪϙᴜᴇ : ᴍᴜsᴄᴜʟᴀʀ

ɴᴀᴛɪᴏɴᴀʟɪᴛʏ : ᴀᴍᴇʀɪᴄᴀɴ

ᴇᴛʜɴɪᴄɪᴛʏ : ᴄᴀᴜᴄᴀsɪᴀɴ ᴀᴍᴇʀɪᴄᴀɴ

ʟᴀɴɢᴜᴀɢᴇs : ᴇɴɢʟɪsʜ

ɪᴅᴇɴᴛɪғʏɪɴɢ ғᴇᴀᴛᴜʀᴇs

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• ʙʟᴏɴᴅ ʜᴀɪʀ

• ʙʟᴜᴇ ᴇʏᴇs

• ᴀᴛʜʟᴇᴛɪᴄ ᴍɪʟɪᴛᴀʀʏ ʙᴜɪʟᴅ

• ʙʀᴏᴀᴅ ᴄʜᴇsᴛ, ʙᴀᴄᴋ & sʜᴏᴜʟᴅᴇʀs

• ɴᴜᴍᴇʀᴏᴜs ᴄᴏᴍʙᴀᴛ sᴄᴀʀs

• ғᴀᴅᴇᴅ sᴄᴀʀs ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴇᴀʟᴇᴅ ʙᴀᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴍᴀʀᴋs ᴀᴄʀᴏss

sʜᴏᴜʟᴅᴇʀs ᴀɴᴅ ᴄʜᴇsᴛ ғʀᴏᴍ ʏᴇᴀʀs ᴏғ ᴍɪʟɪᴛᴀʀʏ sᴇʀᴠɪᴄᴇ

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[ ᴘsʏᴄʜᴏʟᴏɢɪᴄᴀʟ ᴘʀᴏғɪʟᴇ ]

ᴍʙᴛɪ : ᴇsᴛᴊ

ᴍᴏʀᴀʟɪᴛʏ : ɢᴏᴏᴅ / ɴᴇᴜᴛʀᴀʟ

ᴇɴɴᴇᴀɢʀᴀᴍ : 3ᴡ2

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[ ᴘᴏsɪᴛɪᴠᴇ ᴛʀᴀɪᴛs ]

• ʙʀᴀᴠᴇ

• ᴅɪsᴄɪᴘʟɪɴᴇᴅ

• ᴅᴇᴛᴇʀᴍɪɴᴇᴅ

• ʀᴇsɪʟɪᴇɴᴛ

• ᴘᴀᴛʀɪᴏᴛɪᴄ

• ʟᴏʏᴀʟ

• ᴄᴏɴғɪᴅᴇɴᴛ

• ᴘʀᴏᴛᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ

• ᴛᴀᴄᴛɪᴄᴀʟ ᴛʜɪɴᴋᴇʀ

• ᴄʜᴀʀɪsᴍᴀᴛɪᴄ ʟᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ

• sᴇʟғ-sᴀᴄʀɪғɪᴄɪɴɢ

• ʜɪɢʜʟʏ ᴄᴏᴍᴘᴇᴛɪᴛɪᴠᴇ

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[ ɴᴇɢᴀᴛɪᴠᴇ ᴛʀᴀɪᴛs ]

• ʜᴏᴛ-ʜᴇᴀᴅᴇᴅ

• ᴘʀɪᴅᴇғᴜʟ

• ɪᴍᴘᴜʟsɪᴠᴇ

• sᴛᴜʙʙᴏʀɴ

• ᴇᴍᴏᴛɪᴏɴᴀʟʟʏ ʀᴇᴘʀᴇssᴇᴅ

• ᴠᴀʟɪᴅᴀᴛɪᴏɴ-sᴇᴇᴋɪɴɢ

• ᴀɢɢʀᴇssɪᴠᴇ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀ ᴘʀᴇssᴜʀᴇ

• ɢᴜɪʟᴛ-ʀɪᴅᴅᴇɴ

• ᴍᴏʀᴀʟʟʏ ᴄᴏɴғʟɪᴄᴛᴇᴅ

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[ ᴀғғɪʟɪᴀᴛɪᴏɴs ]

• ᴜɴɪᴛᴇᴅ sᴛᴀᴛᴇs ᴀʀᴍʏ

• ᴜ.s. ɢᴏᴠᴇʀɴᴍᴇɴᴛ

• ɢʟᴏʙᴀʟ ʀᴇᴘᴀᴛʀɪᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴄᴏᴜɴᴄɪʟ (ғᴏʀᴍᴇʀ)

• ᴠᴀʟᴇɴᴛɪɴᴀ ᴀʟʟᴇɢʀᴀ ᴅᴇ ғᴏɴᴛᴀɪɴᴇ

• ɴᴇᴡ ᴀᴠᴇɴɢᴇʀs

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[ ᴋɴᴏᴡɴ ᴀssᴏᴄɪᴀᴛᴇs ]

ғᴏʀᴍᴇʀ sᴘᴏᴜsᴇ : ᴏʟɪᴠɪᴀ ᴡᴀʟᴋᴇʀ (ᴅɪᴠᴏʀᴄᴇᴅ)

ᴄʜɪʟᴅʀᴇɴ : ᴏɴᴇ sᴏɴ

ʙᴇsᴛ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅ : ʟᴇᴍᴀʀ ʜᴏsᴋɪɴs (ᴅᴇᴄᴇᴀsᴇᴅ)

ᴄᴜʀʀᴇɴᴛ ᴛᴇᴀᴍ : ɴᴇᴡ ᴀᴠᴇɴɢᴇʀs

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[ sᴋɪʟʟ ᴀssᴇssᴍᴇɴᴛ ]

ᴍᴇᴅɪᴄᴀʟ

• ᴀᴅᴠᴀɴᴄᴇᴅ ʙᴀᴛᴛʟᴇғɪᴇʟᴅ ғɪʀsᴛ ᴀɪᴅ

• ᴄᴏᴍʙᴀᴛ ᴛʀᴀᴜᴍᴀ ᴄᴀʀᴇ

ᴄᴏᴍʙᴀᴛ

• ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʜᴀɴᴅ-ᴛᴏ-ʜᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴏᴍʙᴀᴛᴀɴᴛ

• ᴇxᴘᴇʀᴛ ᴍᴀʀᴋsᴍᴀɴ

• sʜɪᴇʟᴅ ᴄᴏᴍʙᴀᴛ

• ᴋɴɪғᴇ ғɪɢʜᴛɪɴɢ

• ᴍɪʟɪᴛᴀʀʏ ᴛᴀᴄᴛɪᴄs

• ᴄʟᴏsᴇ ϙᴜᴀʀᴛᴇʀs ʙᴀᴛᴛʟᴇ (ᴄϙʙ)

• ᴇɴʜᴀɴᴄᴇᴅ sᴛʀᴇɴɢᴛʜ

• ᴇɴʜᴀɴᴄᴇᴅ sᴘᴇᴇᴅ

• ᴇɴʜᴀɴᴄᴇᴅ ᴀɢɪʟɪᴛʏ

• ᴇɴʜᴀɴᴄᴇᴅ sᴛᴀᴍɪɴᴀ

• ᴇɴʜᴀɴᴄᴇᴅ ᴅᴜʀᴀʙɪʟɪᴛʏ

(sᴜᴘᴇʀ sᴏʟᴅɪᴇʀ sᴇʀᴜᴍ)

ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴜɴɪᴄᴀᴛɪᴏɴs

• ᴍɪʟɪᴛᴀʀʏ ʟᴇᴀᴅᴇʀsʜɪᴘ

• ғɪᴇʟᴅ ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴀɴᴅ

• ɴᴇɢᴏᴛɪᴀᴛɪᴏɴ

• ᴍɪssɪᴏɴ ᴄᴏᴏʀᴅɪɴᴀᴛɪᴏɴ

ᴇᴅᴜᴄᴀᴛɪᴏɴ

• ᴄᴜsᴛᴇʀ's ɢʀᴏᴠᴇ ʜɪɢʜ sᴄʜᴏᴏʟ

• ᴜ.s. ᴀʀᴍʏ ʀᴀɴɢᴇʀ ᴛʀᴀɪɴɪɴɢ

• sᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟ ᴏᴘᴇʀᴀᴛɪᴏɴs ᴛʀᴀɪɴɪɴɢ

ᴀᴅᴅɪᴛɪᴏɴᴀʟ

• sᴛʀᴀᴛᴇɢɪᴄ ᴘʟᴀɴɴɪɴɢ

• sᴜʀᴠɪᴠᴀʟ

• ɪɴᴛᴇʀʀᴏɢᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ʀᴇsɪsᴛᴀɴᴄᴇ

• ᴡᴇᴀᴘᴏɴs ᴘʀᴏғɪᴄɪᴇɴᴄʏ

• ᴍɪʟɪᴛᴀʀʏ ɪɴᴛᴇʟʟɪɢᴇɴᴄᴇ

• ᴘʜʏsɪᴄᴀʟ ᴄᴏɴᴅɪᴛɪᴏɴɪɴɢ

• ʀᴇsᴄᴜᴇ ᴏᴘᴇʀᴀᴛɪᴏɴs

• ᴛᴀᴄᴛɪᴄᴀʟ ᴅʀɪᴠɪɴɢ

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ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴛ ᴀssᴇssᴍᴇɴᴛ : ʜɪɢʜʟʏ ᴄᴀᴘᴀʙʟᴇ

ᴄᴏᴍʙᴀᴛ ʀᴀᴛɪɴɢ : ᴇʟɪᴛᴇ

ʟᴏʏᴀʟᴛʏ sᴛᴀᴛᴜs : ᴄᴏɴᴅɪᴛɪᴏɴᴀʟ

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[dont-call-me-val]

very accurate I'll say

*she tucks the file away in her desk*

[frontmansdog]

to be completely honest *starts lying

[ihavenoconsistentinterests]

@dont-call-me-val

[dont-call-me-val]

it's not illegal

[blackcatirl]

I’m bored, so I’m of course going to murder the next person I see. For my enjoyment.

[dont-call-me-val]

you're so evil, I'm quaking.

[blackcatirl]

Your sarcasm needs worked on.

[dont-call-me-val]

your grammar needs "worked on"

[blackcatirl]

Is that really the best come back you can come up with?

[dont-call-me-val]

what would you have said instead?

[blackcatirl]

Well I’m not going to insult myself.

[dont-call-me-val]

and yet that's what you're doing with that outfit

[blackcatirl]

Wow, another unoriginal comment.

You bore me.

[dont-call-me-val]

what? are you expecting me to make you a few new words? how about I try talking down to your level? maybe that'll excite you: "yourrrrr demeanor -sorry, big word- attitude is really lameeeee and my braincells are fried by all my hair dyeeeee so I don't like talking to peopleeeee that have more power than meeeee"

[blackcatirl]

I’m bored, so I’m of course going to murder the next person I see. For my enjoyment.

[dont-call-me-val]

you're so evil, I'm quaking.

[blackcatirl]

Your sarcasm needs worked on.

[dont-call-me-val]

your grammar needs "worked on"

[blackcatirl]

Is that really the best come back you can come up with?

[dont-call-me-val]

what would you have said instead?

[blackcatirl]

Well I’m not going to insult myself.

[dont-call-me-val]

and yet that's what you're doing with that outfit

[blackcatirl]

I’m bored, so I’m of course going to murder the next person I see. For my enjoyment.

[dont-call-me-val]

you're so evil, I'm quaking.

[blackcatirl]

Your sarcasm needs worked on.

[dont-call-me-val]

your grammar needs "worked on"

[blackcatirl]

Is that really the best come back you can come up with?

[dont-call-me-val]

what would you have said instead?

[blackcatirl]

I’m bored, so I’m of course going to murder the next person I see. For my enjoyment.

[dont-call-me-val]

you're so evil, I'm quaking.

[blackcatirl]

Your sarcasm needs worked on.

[dont-call-me-val]

your grammar needs "worked on"

[blackcatirl]

I’m bored, so I’m of course going to murder the next person I see. For my enjoyment.

[dont-call-me-val]

you're so evil, I'm quaking.

[your-fav-russian-assassin]

Just tried a paddle board for the first time

[dont-call-me-val]

did it hit you in the face

[your-fav-russian-assassin]

You wish

[dont-call-me-val]

you're right, I do wish.

[your-fav-russian-assassin]

Just tried a paddle board for the first time

[dont-call-me-val]

did it hit you in the face

[my-dailydreams]

[my-dailydreams]

[missuteruswheresyourheart]

cruella de vil is a gay icon in that glen close's performance turned me gay

[dont-call-me-val]

AAAA WOAHH !!!! GOOD FOR YOU ‼‼‼

what the hell is that??

I didn't licence that!?

@attorney-jen-walters sue them!! do something!!

[itsthevoid]

I am too in this post

[dont-call-me-val]

shit!!

void you freaked me out. move back a bit, you're too close.

[itsthevoid]

Pretty ironic I got announced with you.

*still literally breathing onto her neck*

[dont-call-me-val]

yeah, Alanis Morissette could write a whole song about it. now move back.

[dont-call-me-val]

AAAA WOAHH !!!! GOOD FOR YOU ‼‼‼

what the hell is that??

I didn't licence that!?

@attorney-jen-walters sue them!! do something!!

[itsthevoid]

I am too in this post

[dont-call-me-val]

shit!!

void you freaked me out. move back a bit, you're too close.

[dont-call-me-val]

You are despicable. I certainly wouldn’t want to have you as my client!!

- @allison-marie-mcbeal-official

"sorry I'm not really looking for representation right now, but if you leave your card I'll be sure to throw it out the window"

[dont-call-me-val]

AAAA WOAHH !!!! GOOD FOR YOU ‼‼‼

what the hell is that??

I didn't licence that!?

@attorney-jen-walters sue them!! do something!!