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Dark-Yandere!Farmer training his farm dogs to be killing machines and rabid towards any person that sets a foot on his land.
Darling dressing up those same man-eating dogs because they were bored -
To be fair to darling there’s not much else to do when you’re isolated on a rural farm.
Okay, we know it's 'purely strategic' that Lavinia keeps records of letters and secrets that people send her. But there's no way that she doesn't enjoy the gossip just a bit, I mean, she's centuries old, she has to find some fun somewhere. So, I'm making it canon. Lavinia finds some letters and stories too funny or intriguing; she can't help but bring it up even if it has no use to anyone in particular -gracefully, yet unmistakably gossip.
Or sometimes, you’ll catch the faintest sparkle of amusement in her eye as she passes along some “relevant information” to Soren.
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“Information is power, dear, whether or not it happens to be entertaining.”
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“Strategic, you say? And yet you seem very invested in the Duke’s cousin running off with the chambermaid.” Questions Lucien Lavinia would arch a brow, utterly composed. “Well, dear, it is rather an impressive scandal. I’m only noting it for future relevance, of course.”
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^Lavinia getting another letter worthy of her pile of secrets.
(They are dignified people who often need to be serious, but not robots—eternity demands a bit of amusement, and Lavinia finds hers in the subtle art of well-placed gossip.)
Would Yandere!farmer ever let reader out ? If he would I could image them going to a market together then get something to eat at a local diner. It would just make readers year maybe she could even find something to do, pick up a hobby.
Love you work ❤️❤️
He’s very relaxed when it comes to where darling is on the farm, he couldn’t care less if they are in the house, in the barn or in the fields. He warns them not to go past the tree line and not to leave the house durning dark, that’s all. Most the time he doesn’t even bother lock the doors of the house.
He’s only like that because no ones around though, no one for you to run to. So there’s no way he’d take you into shops or restaurants no matter how well behaved you are. But he can’t just leave you at home to cause trouble when he’s trading with farmers or in town picking up essentials. So he brings you.
But he’d never lets you out of the car, and even punish you for looking at a person for to long.
Darling finally getting their monthly dose of fast food in a parking lot while farmers shopping.
(Reader being traumatised in so many ways) barbarian: “they’re probably fine”
(Reader tears up) barbarians inner emotions while desperately trying to stop them from crying:
Theo with hearts in his eyes: I love you
Selkie reader, not understanding human romantic advancements, hauling the biggest fish they could find onto his boat: ok but look at this hunky fellow
(At this point they are doing more work than the actual fisherman)
