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[percival-wheeler]

etho on being hip. this is the video he's talking about in case you haven't seen it

transcript below cut

[ transcript:

gem, with a raspy voice: hi etho–

etho: hey!

gem: be very careful of the square hole, 'kay?

etho: what goes in the square hole?

gem: not ethos, hopefully.

pearl: the etho hole?

etho, referencing a tiktok: the circle? the circle goes in the square hole?

pearl: sure.

etho, continuing: and the rectangle goes in the square hole. and the triangle goes in the square hole.

gem, overlapping: oh, you're doing shape jokes.

etho: mhm. did you ever see that one? that's a, that's a classic.

gem: whuh?? oh, yeah, the like, tiktok?

etho: yeah!

gem: i have seen it, it's really good.

etho, quietly: i'm pretty hip. i know these things.

gem & pearl together: you're pretty hip??

etho: yup, i'm pretty hip.

gem: bro, can you never say that again?

(pearl talking but it's unintelligible due to overlap)

etho, incredulously: BRO? OH, YOU PULLED A BRO ON ME, WHAT YEAR WERE YOU BORN, MISSY?

gem: missy??

etho: uh huh.

gem: you're pulling out the canadian, what the heck!

etho: that's like– that's like, late nineties slang, c'mon bro.

gem: well, i was born in the late nineties.

etho: true, ok, ok, you can get away with it.

gem: i think so!

transcript end. ]

etho, overlapping: 'cause you're old. (clears his throat) anyways!

gem, getting cut off: 'cause we're both very old–

[percival-wheeler]

thayts freaking EEIT.

[ transcript:

bdubs: yes–

scar: wait, you guys still haven't built your enchanter?

etho: nooo, we're a- we're a little- (whispering) i'm with- i'm with tango and bdubs, scar, and uh...

[sounds of bdubs eating a redstone torch in the background]

scar: oh, i'm so sorry.

tango, to bdubs: see, see what he's doing already? you see this?

bdubs, in a silly exaggerated tone: that's freaking IT.

transcript end. ]