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[sylvanas-girlkisser]

Your posts have gotten me back into my obsession with Cyberpunk 2077, I've started a new playthrough

I feel like i should apologize for some reason, but also, i wanna see your V 👉👈🥺

That sounds vaguely inappropriate of you don't know that the PC in cp2077 is called V

[offbrand-valk]

Hey, I love your work so much, especially your Senior Deanoru (I guess that’s what we’re calling it now) fic. I was wondering if you could write about a few headcanons you have for Senior Deanoru. Thank you so much!

God i really hate that name for our ship, but the best alternative i can come up with is LeslieTina (or LesTina) which really aren’t much of an improvement. Anyways, here goes:

Leslie bakes, it’s like her go to fix-all for any kind of familial problems. Fight with Nico? Bake her a brownie. Karolina not talking to you? Time for raspberry muffins. Need to relax after a long and busy week? Time to make the most extravagant swiss roll in human history

Tina’s guilty pleasure is bad fantasy novels, she has literally hundreds of them lying around the house, half read through and then forgotten about cause the writing got too atrocious or she had to take a business call. 

It’s a plague on everyone else living in the house, cause you’ll be rummaging around behind the couch for the remote, and instead you’ll just find 2 “Dragonlance” books and the “Ulrikka the vampire” omnibus

Leslie and Karolina have a monthly “reality tv night” by sheer coincidence it always coincides with Nico and Tina’s monthly “Highkey judge our gf’s terrible tv habits night”

Leslie and Tina very easily gets into the habit of thinking of Karolina and Nico as their daughters. Which does get a bit uncomfortable with the fact that Karolina and Nico, so they try to keep that out of the media (can you imagine the headlines? Tech Titan Tina Minoru’s daughters dating... each other?), it’s not like they can just ask them to stop being in love.

Tina plays hearthstone on her phone/tablet, it’s not a big part of her life or anything, more just a mobile game she latched on to. That said she’s very competitive by nature, and consistently ranks among the top 1000 in the US in her less busy months

Tina prefers to keep her personal and professional life separate as much as possible, whilst Leslie likes to do small romantic gestures whenever inspiration strikes her. Not talking about that ahead of time was what lead to their first fight, since Leslie ordered roses for Tina’s office on a whim.

[sylvanas-girlkisser]

i can't remember if you've seen it or not, but if not what have you osmosed about buffy the vampire slayer?

Miss this in the sunday afternoon scramble but okay so get this: in high school i had this brief, very intense relationship with a girl, where we spent most of our time together cuddling and watching Buffy. And I'm not saying it turned me into a queer woman, but if you told me that having such a quintessentially sapphic experience rewired something in my brain i would at least hear you out.

All that is to say, I remember very little of actually watching Buffy cause i spent the majority of the time not so much watching the show as i did vibrating with excitement that there was a girl right next to me - again, very lesbian experience for a supposedly heterosexual man.

What I do remember is that Buffy is fun, Giles is okay, Angel needs to leave, Drusilla deserves better, Cordelia deserves better, Willow learns witchcraft and then is killed for it, Spike also needs to leave. And no matter how much we ask him to leave, Xander is there too.

I think actually maybe i didnt get to Willow learning witchcraft and that was just something my girlfriend at the time told me later, when i mentioned it felt like her and Giles sorta overlapped as the bookish member of the team. I think I might have had a theory that Giles would get killed and she would take over as watcher?

I say that cause I don't remember us reaching the original Faith arch, and in my mental map of the season Faith happens before they go to college, and Willow learns lesbian witchcraft in college.

Oh yeah also Willow is a lesbian, and her girlfriend (I wanna say Tara?) gets Lexa'd before Lexa was a thing.

Uhhh other things i've picked up: Xander dates a born sexy yesterday genie. There's an episode about beer that turns you into a caveman and its called "beer bad". Uhh i feel like one of the season villains was like a trio of misogynist nerds and at one point they make a buffy bot?

[sylvanas-girlkisser]

Hey hey hey what have you osmosed about Gundam outside of G Witch? :3

Very little :/ I know Char Aznable is there and that we need to get her some estrogen. I know that there's a thing called the universal century which some of the series take place in, and its about earth fighting its colonies.

I've tried watching a few different series, Unicorn, Seed, and I wanna say Wing? or possibly Turn A. The series all sorta blend together for me, largely due to them all having the same, (to me) incredibly annoying protagonist - I know its different boys, but like, it doesn't feel like it to me.

[sylvanas-girlkisser]

OKAY, about nemesis 2 (1995). so, do i remember it being good? no, not exactly. It's basically a low-budget predator/terminator knockoff with acting that makes schwarzenegger look like peter o'toole. what's it got going for it? one [1] giant buff woman who since this was the 90s was possibly on steroids. the one other positive thing i can say is it was clear the director was extremely passionate about every film he ever directed - and this alone makes it better than infinity war.

okay see that does only make me more interested however some things I've discovered:

Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a "legal way" to watch it. I might actually have to order this thing off amazon like some sort of capitalist cave woman!

Are you aware there are 5 entries in the Nemesis saga, with a 6th in pre-production?

There's this movie called RoboWoman (CW for sexual assault), starring the lead actress from "Nemesis 5: The New Model". In a genre i can only describe as "Allison Pregler bait"

I've watched 1 trailer, and already I feel the need to trick my friends into watching this with me.

[sylvanas-girlkisser]

Hi hello this is local foxgirl thank you for fluffing me I am in your debt 🦊

happy to be of service ma'am o7

[sylvanas-girlkisser]

Let's go...

Cunty foxgirl (obviously)

Easy access (OwO)

Unwrap Me? (the punctuation mark in the title is irresistible)

Here you are, took me a second to find some good spots for photos.

Cunty foxgirl, was the first outfit i came up with for her, and meant as like her default clothes - though funny enough its not that similar to most of her other outfits

Easy access, is well, what it sounds like: meant for easy access. Darling has a side gig doing escort work, and this is the outfit she wears for clients who aren't here for pageantry.

(The tiara though, that's just for her.)

Unwrap Me? Is an outfit she put together for a kink scene with sort-of-girlfriend, sort-of-sugar-daddy, sort-of-domme Meredith; where she played a desperate woman interviewing to be Meredith's secretary. (N.b. the scene was entirely Darling's idea.)

[sylvanas-girlkisser]

Crazy Ex Girlfriend for the ask game (unless you already know that show?)

I do actually know crazy ex girlfriend! I've only watched half a season though. My understanding is that at some point in the later season Rebecca almost gets married to Josh, then realizes what a bad idea that is, and also i think she opens a pretzel store at some point?

Test my dashboard osmosis.