#valkyrie shitposts

[therealvalkyrie]

anyone else pronounce y/n like “yin”

[therealvalkyrie]

if i could marry bread i would

[therealvalkyrie]

guys

GUYS PLEASE my best friend irl @ghostlightprincess​ and @sparklyhorselightbonk​ made these and i am LOSING IT look at the memery, the artistry

i’mmmm.....sobbibng

@junisfics​ come sob with me

[therealvalkyrie]

my brain may not be able to function normally, but at least i have soft hair and a cute ass😌

[therealvalkyrie]

me lying awake at 3am: I know, i Simply Know I would be final girl in a horror movie, like it’s just facts, i would Survive

also me, in the 6th grade: *calls my best friend on the landline screaming about how i’m gonna die because i think there’s a murderer in my bedroom but it simply turns out to be the music setting on my alarm clock that i set for 6pm instead of 6am*

[therealvalkyrie]

me: oh, I think they might finally confess in this chapter!

my evil little brain and gremlin typing hands: hehehhhehehheeeehehhehehhehhhehehehhehee

Me, an hour later, having written myself deeper into some angst: ...or not.

[therealvalkyrie]

i am afraid of the person i become in the craft store

[therealvalkyrie]

gonna roll a clementine over my keyboard and see what it types.

;lnb ‘u621`’,nbvcxz.