imagine a valorana that Boris and ulana are obsessed with valery and they touch each other thinking about him and between the two they know them and they compete with each other to conquer valery and then he realizes and The three of them end up having hot sex in one of the bedrooms Preferably with Boris fucking valery while valery fucks ulana.
“They touch each other thinking about him” - hottttt. I like the way you think, comrade, and I know a couple of people who wrote Valorana back in the day (don’t know if they’re still shipping that marvelous OT3).
Buuuut I don’t have headcanons about them because the minute I see Valery in the same room as Boris, Ulana ceases to exist. And if Ulana happens to be alone with Boris, I only see the sequel/AU of “Breaking the waves” and that’s the end of any threesome thoughts I could ever have.














