evak + bad jokes (hope this cheers you up my love ❤️)
thank u sm bub ❤️
⚫️ even loves annoying isak with his terrible egg jokes when he is making breakfast ⚪️ when isak says something moody to even (bc its a saturday morning and even woke him up extra early for breakfast and hes hella tired from last night wink wink) even says “omelette that slide” and isak just groans and stuffs his face with eggs that even so casually slides onto his plate
⚪️ “what? cant take a yolk?” even says, keeping a straight face as isak gives him a dead ass look and even chuckles but isaks mouth twitches up into a small smile
⚪️ after a few moments of silence, even says “hey isak” “what?” “why cant u tell an egg a joke?” “even please no-” “because it will crack up!” and right now even is the one cracking up and isak just buries his face in his hands
⚫️ dont even get even started on lunch - isak was about ready to go eat his food out in the hallway outside their flat bc evens jokes were so corny but he couldnt help but laugh
⚪️ even decided to make his famous spaghetti and in the middle of lunch, even looks at isak, a smirk on his face and isak is already about to say something for even to stop but the joke comes first.
⚪️ “hey isak” “even i am trying to eat lunch, i got homework to do” “what to you call a fake noodle?” isak groans, “even no” “an impasta!” and isak tries so hard to swallow his food bc hes laughing so hard and trying not to choke on his spaghetti and even is just the same
⚪️ after lunch while even is trying to find something to drink and isak is doing dishes, he spots the ketchup on the side door of the fridge and takes out the bottle, holding it behind his back “Isak, i have something to tell u it’s important” “what is it?“ even pulls the ketchup bottle from behind him and says “you need to ketchup on those dishes!” even laughs, running away from isak as he throws soap suds on him and his hair
⚫️ finally, dinner rolls around and even makes up burgers (trying to remake the ones from the hotel but doesnt go as planned but they are good anyway) and isak expects a flooding of jokes, and hes right
⚪️ “isak” “yes?” “wanna know something cool?” “if i say no you’re gonna tell me anyway” “yeah ur right but listen,, where do hamburgers go on new years eve?” “where, even?” isak smiles this time “to a meat ball!” isak shakes his head, laughing, throwing a piece of bread at even as even smiles
⚪️ “where do burgers like to go on vacation?” “hm?” “the swiss cheese alps!” “wow, of course” isak rolls his eyes, finishing the last bite of his burger as even leans back into his chair, his laugh echoing through the flat
⚫️ finally, isak praises that is time to go to sleep (only around 2 am pfft) and him and even crawl into bed but even has one last joke (more like pickup line) for isak
⚪️ “isak” even whispers as he feels isaks nose nuzzle into the crook of his neck “mm what?” isak mumbles, sleep almost coming over him already “can i tell you one more joke?” “sure, i guess” isak sighs “do you have a map?” even says “to where?” isak adds “your heart” and he can feel the heat rushing to isaks cheeks and isak takes a pillow and lightly throws it on top of even “you already have my heart you doof, now sleep” and isak drifts off quickly as even chuckles, closing his eyes and drifting off to sleep too
