Aug 3
i think valjean should catch javert oggling his boobs...
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i think valjean should catch javert oggling his boobs...
Les Mis as The Office
The Donut Incident
Javert noticed the box the moment he walked into the office.
Which was unfortunate.
Javert noticed everything.
A misplaced document. A crooked picture frame. Someone using the wrong printer. The fact that Courfeyrac had put a tiny Santa hat on the office plant despite nobody asking him to.
So naturally, a box sitting in the center of his desk was impossible to ignore.
He stopped.
The office immediately became quiet.
Too quiet.
Courfeyrac looked at his computer screen.
Jehan suddenly became fascinated by a plant.
Grantaire was chewing something suspiciously.
Javert narrowed his eyes.
"Who left this?"
Nobody answered.
He walked closer.
The box had his name on it.
Javert.
Not "Inspector Javert."
Not "Mr. Javert."
Just his name.
He opened it carefully.
Inside were donuts.
Not just any donuts.
His donuts.
The ones from the bakery across town.
The ones he had mentioned liking once.
Months ago.
He stared.
"...Interesting."
Talking Head — Courfeyrac
"Javert is very good at noticing things."
"Unfortunately, he is terrible at noticing the obvious."
Javert turned around.
"Who knows my preferences?"
Grantaire raised a hand.
"I know you like being miserable."
"That is not a preference."
"Agree to disagree."
Javert ignored him.
Then Valjean stepped out of his office carrying paperwork.
He froze.
Javert looked at him.
"You did this."
Valjean hesitated.
"...Yes."
The entire office went still.
"Why?"
Valjean blinked.
"Because you haven't been eating breakfast."
"I eat breakfast."
"You drink coffee."
"Coffee is a beverage."
"It is not breakfast."
Javert opened his mouth.
Closed it.
He hated when Valjean was right.
Talking Head — Combeferre
"Javert is very logical."
"Very analytical."
"Very intelligent."
A pause.
"He is also currently having a five-minute argument with a man who bought him donuts."
Javert looked back at the box.
"You remembered my order."
Valjean smiled.
"Yes."
"You remembered something I said months ago."
"Yes."
"Why?"
Valjean looked genuinely confused.
"Because you told me."
There was a silence.
A very long silence.
Talking Head — Courfeyrac
"That was the moment."
"The exact moment."
"The moment Javert realized someone was paying attention to him."
A pause.
"Unfortunately, instead of saying thank you, he looked like he was about to arrest the donut."
Javert picked one up.
Everyone watched.
Because this was important.
This was history.
Javert took a bite.
Silence.
"..."
Valjean waited.
"Well?"
Javert swallowed.
"They are acceptable."
The office stared.
Courfeyrac slowly turned to Combeferre.
"Did he just compliment food?"
"Yes."
"Voluntarily?"
"Yes."
"Should we call someone?"
Talking Head — Grantaire
"I have seen things."
"I have seen Enjolras admit he was wrong."
"I have seen Javert smile."
"I have seen Bahorel organize a spreadsheet."
A pause.
"That last one was the scariest."
Javert took another bite.
"They are very good."
The office exploded.
Courfeyrac practically jumped out of his chair.
"HE SAID THEY'RE GOOD."
"They're donuts," Javert said.
"NO, JAVERT, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND."
Talking Head — Valjean
"I don't think donuts are a particularly significant gesture."
A pause.
"I just wanted him to have something nice."
Another pause.
"He works very hard."
He smiles.
"And he forgets to take care of himself."
Javert looked around suspiciously.
"Why is everyone staring?"
Nobody answered.
He picked up the box.
"I am putting these in my office."
Courfeyrac gasped.
"You're hiding them?"
"No."
A pause.
"...I am protecting them."
Everyone exchanged looks.
Talking Head — Courfeyrac
"He bought Javert donuts."
"He remembered Javert's favorite donuts."
"And Javert is guarding them like a dragon guarding treasure."
A pause.
"Which, honestly?"
"Very on brand."
Talking Head — Javert
"The donuts were good."
A pause.
"They were thoughtful."
Another pause.
"I do not know why everyone keeps making this into something else."
The camera zooms out.
Javert is sitting at his desk.
Wearing the scarf Valjean gave him.
Eating the donuts Valjean bought him.
He notices the camera.
"...Turn that off."
romeo and juilet valvert au
this is called "Les Miserables"
very long slowburn 💔
Hiya!! love your blog, love your fics and you are literally the sweetest💖
Just wanted to ask, you name is a play on grom gueen from the Owl House, right?👀
I adore the owl house, wandering if you think Valvert could somehow fit into that universe
Have a fantastic day!🍃
OMGGG HIIEEEEE I LOVE YOUR WORK AS WELL!! YOURE LIKE MY FAVE VALVERT ARTIST!!!!
Yes, my name IS a play on grom queen (yay owl house!!)
VALVERT IN THE BOILING ISLES IS CRAAAZYYY
omg wait. witch valjean x witch hunter javert??? youre a genius
thanks for the ask! feel free to chat to me any time 💖💖💖🐱🐱🐱
thinking about javert again. thinking about him developing a habit to talk to himself when hes stressed and then when he moves in with valjean it doesnt go away. thinking about him putting failmoves on valjean who doesnt pick up on it and javert gets embarrassed so he walks off, but valjean hears him whisper under his breath "javert you whore"
king candy valjean and lord licorice javert... does anyone see my vision... is anyone out there...
HELLOOOO VALVERT NATION!!!
Apologies for the utter lateness of this post, ive been travelling (and gaming, yay c++), but nevermind that! We have got a TREAT today fooooor
THIS WEEK'S FEATURED CREATOR: LaceMiserables!!!
YOU KNOW THEM, YOU LOVE THEM, THEY ARE AN ENDLESSLY TALENTED AND AMAZINGLY CREATIVE WRITER!!! Folks we are dealing with a triple threat today. Not only is our lacey an amazing fic, poet, AND song writer, but she also has a lovely unique art style, AND can sing the house DOWN!! Is there anything she can't do?? Frankly at this point you can tell me she can pilot spaceships and I'll believe you!
We are so lucky because today, we will get to see all of those skills displayed in their lovely picks!
Up first: Blessed Be the Mystery
Rating: E
Summary:
“Perhaps, after tonight, the law no longer drives me as it has all my life. And if the law does not drive me, I do not know what will.”
“I know you, Javert. You may not like it, but I know you. I know the sense of purpose you speak of. That kind of drive doesn’t just go away. I believe that kind of passion conveys more about the person who feels it, rather than the cause of the passion. Even if it wanes with time, even if it is a source other than the law that moves you, you will find that drive again. You will find something to direct it to.”
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Months after Valjean pulls Javert from the Pont au Change, they both find themselves without purpose. Valjean becomes hopeless without Cosette to care for. Meanwhile, Javert's growing doubt about his place in the police force leaves him aimless. But Javert and Valjean's lives have always been irreversibly intertwined. As they learn what it means to change and be changed, they may find that their lives are meant to intertwine in a way neither of them ever expected.
In case anyone needed another post-Seine Valvert slow burn ;)
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
GOD GUYS!!!! GODDDDDDDD!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES THIS FIC!!!!!!!!!!! I have been WAITING for the chance to get to talk about it because oh my god. I cannot even tell you how much I love this story and how much it has impacted me. This fic truly has EVERYTHING you could want from a post-seine story AND MORE!!! The slowburn development of Javert and Valjean's love is so carefully constructed, its really a journey through the characters' emotions, especially Javert's. You get to see longing and yearning so good its on the edge of being painful!!! Each character gets to develop even outside of their relationships as well; there is forgiveness of the self, acceptance, and bonds beyond romantic love as well! (Special shoutout to Musichetta)
And the story is full of drama and tense moments that make your heart stop at times!!
The writing style itself is also extremely rich and emotionally moving, I often found myself swept up in the moment because the writing is so beautiful it feels like a song in action! And lets not forget the smut. The smut is top tier, seriously. I shall keep my frequent freakouts about it between myself and my gf in our dms (which lace has seen cuz im insane LOL)
SERIOUSLY THO. if you somehow havent been following this fic, CHECK IT OUT NOW.
Next up: Ladder
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!! FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME, WE HAVE A SONG SUBMISSION!!!!! Yes thats right, as mentioned above, lacey is a lovely musician singer-songwriter (AND she made the album cover as well I believe) and my god what a song. Listening to it feels like having the wind knocked out of you. seriously its crazy good. It's such a heartfelt exploration of Javert's personal challenges and innermost feelings, developing as he falls deeper in love with Valjean. That love breaks down the barriers and rigid structures that Javert has lived by all his life. All that, vocalized so beautifully I wanna cry!! GODDDDD SAVE SOME TALENT FOR THE REST OF US!!! JK USE IT ALL BECAUSE THIS IS BEAUTIFUL AND FANTASTIC!!! seriously tho listen to all her music, there are so many gems in there :)
And last but certainly not least: Valvert "Orpheus and Eurydice" art and poem
💬 1 🔁 13 ❤️ 47 · Toulon Valvert but as Orpheus and Eurydice secret santa art/poem for @little-linda and her brain-chemistry-alteringly go
Chat. What if i cry. HHOUGHUUGO OUGHOYVOUGH AOUGHODUEDGH FFUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKKKKKK!
Okay. At this point if you looked at my ao3 account you will know that I. love. poetry. And I especially love valvert poetry. SO LET ME GET INTO THIS REAL QUICK.
This poem is inspired by truly one of the greatest valvert fics of our time (but thats a post for another day wink wink) and the way this poem captures a lot of the feelings portrayed in it is just fantastic. I love how their love developing despite their better judgement is written as just as out of their control as the forces that bind them together. I love how we get the poem from both of their perspectives, each with their perception of themselves and each other. Javert's "fall from grace" both literally as a guard who is now imprisioned AND as a metaphor for falling in love. AND TO FINISH IT OFF. THE ART!!! the way theyre tied togwther seems so entangled and desperate. its not just the neat chains of prison. its something much more overwhelming and unbreakable. like fate. like love.
oh my god i yapped so much. i tried to keep these brief but AAAAAAAAA i have too much to say!
Thank you so much @lace-miserables for the wonderful submissions!
Stay tuned for the next post, Valvert nation!!
–GQ
dude i just know javert hates being ignored like. if jean decides to prank him by ignoring him, javert would go from just calling out his name and lightly tapping his shoulder to fully sitting in his lap in like 2 seconds fhhfjffj
