my lil tumblr corner

🍉🍉 leader of valvert nation, victor hugo's paralysis demon, rotted fan, personperson on ao3 (they/them) 23 yrs dead

[gromqueer]

I'm so sorry to all my followers its just gonna be valvert brainrot for a while. get out whwile you still can

[gromqueer]

CHAT I AM ABOUT TO BE BACK ON ADHD MEDS

YESS!!! MORE WRITING MORE CHORES!!! IM PUTTING THIS HORSE TO WEEERRRKKKKKKK HAPPY PRIDE

[dughole]

sobs forever

[writingwithrxd]

I love other writers so much because every writer I've ever met is genuinely and utterly deranged on a level only writers can achieve

[gromqueer]

hear me out.......... really really short and muscular valjean........ who picks up baking..... and eventually becomes squishy.........but is still super strong......and everyone is surprised......but especially.....really tall and skinny javert......who will forever be flustered.........just a thought you know......

THATS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE TROPE

SHAAAPES SHAPES HUSBANDS!!! and javert wraps his long spindly arms around his squisht plump husband and valjean kisses javert's slender hand.... AUGHHH

[private-detective-javert-offical]

It’s pride month Javert you know what that means

No. I do not. What is Pride Month?

Are you supposed to act prideful? Engage in acts related to the sin of Pride?

[jean-valjean-offical]

I’ve been told it’s to do with homosexuality?

[private-detective-javert-offical]

Hm.

[jean-valjean-offical]

Maybe we should go and investigate it together.

[private-detective-javert-offical]

Very well.

[jean-valjean-offical]

Call it a date, then, my dear?

[private-detective-javert-offical]

A date indeed.

[gromqueer]

HAPPY PRIIIIDEEEEE

BEE WHOOO YOUUU AAAAREEE

FOR YOUR PRIIIIIDEE

[jerreeeeeee]

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

[jerreeeeeee]

what mutual is prev

my liege lord

my loyal knight

my wise wizard

my evil advisor

my brother in arms

my lady muse

my wild mermaid friend

my fellow alchemist

my dashing rapscallion

my monstrous foe

Remaining time: 2 days 9 hours

[dogpuppy]

[squirrelly-13]

they got married btw

[visit-me-here-in-wonderland]

oh you’re not kidding

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[wizard0rb]

my breaking bad retrospective

[wizard0rb]

skyler version

[pissvortex]

Mobster, pointing a gun at my head: Any last words kid

Me: I actually like to use women's deodorant because the stuff for men dries out my skin and smells like harsh chemicals

*BANG*

(3 hours later, at Walmart)

(Mobster holding Dove Advance Care in the deodorant aisle)

Hmm...

[suncaptor]

linked tree (includes options to donate to Ghanaian projects)

petition to show support

[orteil42]

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

[satan-offical]

are british people even real

We fake the accent in front of people

[the-eccentric-of-notre-dame]

You can’t just tell people that

[gromqueer]

in the words of the great pinkpantheress, never met a british girl you said?

[nollimet]

“There are no weeds, and no worthless men. There are only bad farmers.”

[the-eccentric-of-notre-dame]

MY FAVOURITE VALJEAN QUOTE YAYYYYYYY

[valjeansemble]

OHHHH MY GOD THIS IS BEAUTIFUL and one of my favorite Valjean quotes too!

[thememedaddy]

[gromqueer]

im in love with laufey can you tell