#vampbabestarter

[rissamikaelson]

“That guy over there is really flexible. I mean seriously, how does he — Oh sorry, what?”

[phillipesaltz]

This barista at Starbucks told me to not let anyone dull my sparkle. I think she assumed I was a sparkly vampire like that Edward Cullen guy, but I’m not even a vampire. The sad thing is, it’s not the first time someone has assumed I am. Do I just send off that kind of vibe?

[tesslaisms-blog]

“No, no, I’m absolutely listening to you. Just---say whatever you just said one more time.”

[wolfy-tandy-blog]

“Someone felt the need to set off a cannon on campus earlier that made half of the professors in my hall think someone was shooting a gun. College kids can be incredibly stupid sometimes.”

[serenityxgilbert-blog]

“It is so not cool to sneak up on people.”

[kxl-mklson-blog]

“Oh, no, keep on doing what you’re doing---it's much more funny to watch the idiotic nature of it all than to stop it.”

[tarynxrosza-blog]

“Well holy shit..”

[bonniexsalvatore]