#vampdean

[missyoudean]

he can suck all the blood from my body 🙏😔 vamp!dean you're so special to me

[cinematicnomad]

vampdean said: details???

i wrote like this whole post explaining everything but apparently tumblr thought i was oversharing because it deleted everything i wrote. ugh. 

BASICALLY. it's not actually that funny of a story? it just is to me because it's so fucking ridiculous. 

i went out drinking with my best guy friend nick when we were 17 and i had a sort-of crush on him and we wound up back at my place because my parents were gone for the weekend, and i had to lock my dog out of my room where he whined the whole night and nick didn't know how to take off my bra and the light was on so i was super self conscious and i didn't know how to go down on him and wow nick did NOT KNOW what he was doing because he thrusted in places that shouldn't be thrusted, like dude, that's where my inner thigh meets my pelvis that's not actually my vagina. and then the condom broke and then at like 4AM nick randomly decided to take a shower where i'm sure he had a quiet freak out and then we were all like "i'm so glad it happened with you" and "this won't change anything" except like 10 minutes after he left in the morning he was texting me asking if we could forget it all. except then he got paranoid that i was pregnant even though i was sure i was fine and then once that was cleared up he never spoke to me again. 

about a year later another girl i knew confided that she and him basically had the same thing happen and i almost felt bad for him but by then i was with colin and having super amazing sex with him so i just didn't care.

[ennuie-avec-la-vie]

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: ((((( baby feel better