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Cahira: Hey daddy will you pass the salt?

Abnur Tharn, Divayth Fyr, High King Emeric, King Laloriaran Dynar: *all reach for the salt*

Cahira: No no, guys, Tharn is my grandpa, Lalorianran is my grandma, Divayth is my dad, and Emeric is my mom.

Divayth: Oh so you WERE talking to me.

Cahira: No I was talking to Veran-

Verandis, slamming his hand over her mouth: OKAY-

Based on a conversation I just had with @shadow-wolf510

Cahira is extra pissed because he hurt her boyfriends feelings >:(

TW!! MINOR BLEEDING/SLIGHT DEATH MENTION

TFW your immortal crush gets absolutely wrecked by your ex-boyfriend because they were protecting you

(One good thing about waking up at 2 am randomly is I can finish my art and cry :,))

Verandis: Oh babe text Fenn that I’m gonna be a little late for me please?

Cahira: I don’t have his number.

Verandis: Oh use my phone then. Passcode is 8632.

Cahira: ...

Verandis: What’s wrong?

Cahira: Oh nothing :,) *has never been trusted with a passcode*

Verandis @ Cahira in Rivenspire:

Verandis @ Cahira in Markarth:

Courtesy of @ciceroandthelistener VERY accurate image

Cahira after Verandis said nice things to her:

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