“You Have My Ear Citizen”

I shitpost and write about Elder Scrolls: Oblivion, Skyrim, Morrowind & Online. ‘Everything’ Blog: @cass-chronicles Fallout Blog: @datsynthhoe Anime Blog: @iwikedinos-inactive

[datorchoe]

Hello! Welcome!

- Making this post because I’ve gotten a few new followers recently so, welcome to my blog! I’m mainly an Elder Scrolls blog, but sometimes I might post a thing or two off topic on here.

- All of my Elder Scrolls X Readers are tagged under #dorc writes if that’s what your here for. I take requests too!!Also I sometimes write NSFW themes but they are put under a read more annotation so you don’t get anything you don’t want. My masterlist is also HERE. 

- Your also more than welcome to send me asks about your TES OC’s too! I love when people talk to me about their OC’s.

- ART COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN! Commission information is here!

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- ‘Everything’ Blog: @cass-chronicles

- Fallout Blog: @datsynthhoe

- Anime Blog: @iwikedinos-notactive

[margonika00]

💀How to recognize Kira. Matsuda was watching all this on Sakura TV.

🤲Dirty hands, ink stains.

👁️👁 strange red eyes.

📸 The photo shows a vague silhouette in the background. There may also be dark spots.

3/4

[yugsly]

15 minutes in photoshop. I felt compelled

[catchymemes]

[uesp]

We hope this picture of a guar will improve your day in some manner!

[werewolfclaws]

i feel like this is a dying art called 'being a good human being' anybody else agree. anybody

[moon-grave]

This is so real and tbh it’s a sign of good social intelligence when you’re able to refrain from being needlessly argumentative/contrarian all the time

People are allowed to be pissed off at dumb things that don’t really matter ( as long as they aren’t taking it out on people or doing anything irrational, obvi ) and usually realize it’s not the end of the world when they calm down, which will be harder to do when they have a giant dweeb in their ear making it worse

[skyrimhusbandmaterial]

[maykitz]

okay but why is he even called mr beast

[red-mercer]

He's the Antichrist

[maykitz]

[catchymemes]

[depsidase]

[noodles-07]

asking for praise for a thing you made feels so humiliating like oooh look at me I’m a little animal and I did a trick and made a thing can I have pets and treats about it. and then somebody tells you it’s good and you understand why golden retrievers are the way they are

[imsoofuckingsad-deactivated2018]

it’s like i always say: fuck

[waterandsilver]

crazy how the printer is the only piece of tech that acts up like that almost every day of its life. and we just accept it

[margravigne]

[batch-of-pengwings]

Cracking one of these bad bois open & sharing with my mutuals

'Tis the season

[t4tstarvingdog]

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

[uesp]

"I have lived a very long time. Even by High Elf standards, I am ancient. I confess, I often embraced the routine as a distraction from the gnawing dread of my curse. Many times I sought a home, a family, and a cause. Yet I never remain for long."

--Verandis Ravenwatch