#vampire!doug

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Doug I found another special interest for you <3

Using too much hair gel, and it stayed with you for your full life

🦇vamp: “…. Listen…… not my whole life ok..”

All the Doug’s are not impressed…

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It’s rude telling me to shut up, and yes you need to know. I am always here incase you need to talk autism,

Until then, BU-BYEEEEEEE <3

🐟:"IM NOT AUTISTIC NOPE NOPE-"

Vamp is questioning his whole life 

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Ok so, the ones who were locked in a closet because they dropped a glass of water, did you drop it intentionally, or was it a sensory issue?

Because found out that where you lived when you were a child was quite hot, therefore the water you had to drink would of been cold, due to the two different temperatures condensation forms on the outside of the cup, you might of not liked the feeling of the condensation so you had a sensory overload and dropped it. More evidence is Joy joy gang level and your legal career, your wife mentions that you were obsessed with it and special interests are a trait of autism, and in the joy joy gang stage all of joy joy gang members are obsessed with something. Lucky: winning and being on top. Hangry: food, especially ribs. Penny: their looks and being likeable. More proof is where did Tammy get her autism from? I personally think she got it from you and not Elise, because I think that Elise might of not been bi-polar and the medication she had weren’t for her disability, but just for the crack. You mentioned that some “medication” names you didn’t even know the name of, which is more evidence for that. I have more but I don’t wanna make your head explode and make you change your outlook on life <3

(Remember these are theories so don’t come at me, it’s just what I personally think…)

🦇:"………n-no- shut up don’t need to know”

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Would you though vampire Doug?… I mean you were all raised incorrectly with a more or less abusive parental figure and you were never diagnosed, and you’s all better sit down because I have a truck load of evidence <3

🦇"I’m sure my father would noticed something was up with me because he was obsessed on how I should act..”

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Surprisingly no fish man… it’s better than that…. But your still old to me <3

But I am here to tell you that I think cannon you, and all of you’s are autistic :))

(These are theories people so chill)

🐟:"…… WHAT- IM NOT FUCKING AUTISTIC”

🦇:"…..any proof to your claim?….. I’ve been living for 300 years.. if I was autistic, I would know”

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Shush flirty fish man- your still old, and you can’t complain because this vampire bitch over here is 300.

Yeah. Don’t think I forgot about you vampire Doug… you deserve a special birthday message because your the oldest (I think-)

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{Aspen: well that’s lucky I guess. Now he doesn’t have to really worry about getting murdered as much}

🦇Tammy🦇

“Yeah… I guess…”

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{Aspen: I don’t know how it works in your world but from personal experience’s and one of my “friends” . All get really bad injuries from wood, If you get their heart however it kills them, Now this is just from my knowledge..}

🦇Tammy🦇

"My dad has never really gotten hurt from wood before.."