pspspsps. hear me out. lisalottie au where lottie works on a monster hunting force, and lisa is the vampire she's tasked to track down. but lisa is a pesky little vampire, always getting away, so it takes a few attempts before lottie actually has lisa in her grasp.
by then, she's built a sort of connection to her (and an attraction). so when lottie finally has her pinned to the wall with a stake in her hand... she can't bring herself to do it. (maybe she also has some kind of connection to vampires like how she has to the wilderness... or perhaps just vampire heritage.
either way, maybe that physically and mentally compels her not to stake her. maybe she's hunted other monsters but this is her first vampire and she's never known she couldn’t do it) either way lottie lets her go "with a warning", something she's never done before. and tells her she has 3 strikes, hoping lisa will end up out of her hair by the third strike.
but then the third strike rolls around, and lottie has her pinned up against the wall again, but this time she's throwing caution to the wind, and lips pressed against the vampire's she's supposed to have killed by now.
Vampire Blackpink reaction at meeting their girlfriend (You) for the first time:
Jisoo
After all the 4000 years she couldn’t believe that she finally meet you. Her soulmate. When she went into the nightclub for new blood.
Her heart would for sure beating really fast if she was still a human. Since she’s a vampire her feelings turned to love and desire for you.
„Hello beautiful. You must be new here because I would know a beautiful woman like you if you wasn’t new.“ flirted Jisoo with desire in her voice.
Your cheeks flushed red one of your hands held a glass of beer. Jisoo could hear how your heart started to beating faster…
Jennie
After 3000 years of waiting for her soulmate she finally found you. The way you looked in that red dress had her attracted to you right away.
She first meet you in a park when you took a walk alone late at night. Her cat eyes secretly stared towards your figure while you walked. Jennie secretly followed you everywhere until she saw you crossing the street. A car was driving too fast for her liking.
Jennie vampire fast speed towards you picking you up. One hand on your back and her other hand supported your legs in front of her own body. Running really fast at the other side. The car only honked before driving even faster.
„There you are my soulmate. I’ve finally found you.“ smirked Jennie with relief in her voice.
Rosé
After 2000 years her eyes glanced into yours. By that moment she knew you are her soulmate.
Her instinct told her at go into the bookstore which she did. She grins when the smell of physical books hit her nose.
She took one into her hand reading it when she looked up she saw you. You was reading a book not paying attention to the real world around you.
You only look up because you felt someone staring at you across the room. You jumped in shock when a beautiful blond dyed woman was standing in front of you.
„The book you are reading is actually my favorite book. William Shakespeare was a legend when he wrote Romeo and Juliet. You are definitely my soulmate. Baby girl.“ smirked Rosé with flirtatious voice.
Lisa
After 2000 years she finally found you. Her soulmate. On a festival in the town you both live in.
She was standing against the bridge which had beautiful light decorations on it. A beer in one of her hands.
She glanced at the right side noticing someone standing next at her in silent. A slight grin on her lips when she saw you. Her soulmate.
You caught her staring at you and she couldn’t help herself from moving closer to you. So you both could have a better look at each other while having a conversation.
„Hello soulmate. It’s definitely a glorious night today.Isn’t it?” Asked Lisa with amusement in her voice.
For a woman of myth, her decision for keeping people out was...questionable. What was between him and a well of knowledge was a field of skeletons on sticks, and quiet frankly, Vlad sort of expected a more common, candied version of the frequent myths and rumors that he heard from people. This was definitely not it.
These skeletons were impaled in various ways, usually straight up through the...the less vulgar and painful feelings he got from this display was from the skeleton on his right.
Well, Vlad thought, at least this is a sign of someone serious.
He took a moment to secure his dagger sheath, and moved forward.
The sudden chattering of bats filled Vlad’s ears, a common sound Vlad had gotten use to as he had brought himself closer and closer to Lisa’s castle. Something flashed by his face.
On instinct, he drew out his dagger...and promptly impaled a bat. It’s sickly red blood ran down his arm, and he flung it to the side. The broken thing made a wet splat at the base of the towering castle.
The blood reminded him of the consequences that failure could bring if he failed-whether she was real or not.
Cautiously, Vlad knocked on the enormous doors with the pommel of his dagger, all while keeping his hand on is short sword.
Suddenly, he could hear metal clanking against metal and lighting crackle in ways he had never heard before.
At least that’s promising, Vlad thought snidely, much better that muttering cheating, wise women or those thieving church officials.
The doors opened.
Vlad took a deep breath..and stepped in.
The doors proceeded to close behind him immediately. Great, he was possibly stuck in here with a monster with no way out. The only way he could look now was...forward. And in the candle-light of the various candelabra that tastefully lined the hall, was several sets of stairs.
Leaning on the railway of the stairs was...a woman. What she actually looked like, Vlad couldn’t make out. Her form was sheathed in shadows, but he could at the most make out her movements as she made her way down the stairs.
It was now or never.
“I am Vlad Tepes of Wallachia, I’m here for the hidden information you have within your realm.”
As he spoke, the figure glided past many columns. “What kind of knowledge?”
She spoke warily, like a woman with not enough time on her hands or enough trust.
Before he could speak again, the figure asked, “The kind that all men seem to seek?”
It only took a few seconds for Vlad to get the message. Night creature or a woman with trust issues, Vlad grind his teeth in frustration. He traveled several miles, almost got robbed, and stabbed a bat, to get this?
He had to take a breath to regain his worn-down temper. “No, I’m here for the true sciences, not how to woe women. Or any sort of lusting lord or lady. That’s all they seem interested in. I want to actually learn.”
The presents of the figure was behind him now, a firm hand on the small his back. Vlad steeled his nerves some more.
“I’m not hear to dabble chicken blood on people either. I have been taken for a warlock one too many times.” He could feel past resentment and anger rising at his very own words. If people were less like sheep, he wouldn’t have to deal with this thing touching his spine.
Suddenly the figure behind him spoke.
“I am Lisa Fahrenheit, Lady of Castlevania.” A pause of silence, then a sudden change of tone. “Turn around.”
Vlad turned around...and didn’t see anyone. He blinked. What in-
“Eyes down here.”
“Oh.”
She was actually smaller than he had expected. And her hair was a dirty blonde with a set of blue eyes. But like all creatures of night, her skin was deathly and smooth, and a small set of fangs peeked out. At least, that was what they claimed her to be. Although, she definitely wasn’t hideous. Lisa was-actually pretty, unmarred by any sort of suffocating makeup that many of his “fellow” courtiers wore. The only effort she seemed to put in her looks was a single braid that was pulled behind her head,
“Usually men come here for something else. So your...a new change in pace.”
Lisa tilted her head. He could see admiration in her eyes. Lisa cracked a smile.
“And definitely taller.”
She proceeded to walk around him. Vlad’s eyes trailed on her own.
“Do you want me to take your coat?”
Vlad blinked, a little stunned at the offer, but a little suspicions as well. Vlad may be a man of science, but after almost being eaten by a demon, he was a little cautious.
“Or are there no more manners in Wallachia? Do I have to teach you manners?”
Despite her seemingly cheerful-if not slightly cheeky nature-Lisa’s eyes seemed...tired. Like she had dealt with something bad to many times, and simply given up.
Perhaps she had.
She proceeded to sniff the air. “Holy water?”
Vlad internally winced.
“I had a run in with a demon.”
“Ah, you didn’t seem like a religious type.”
“I am not. Me and the Church...do not get along.”
Lisa looked to a hallway he had previously not noticed.
“Hmm.”
A light seemed to go on in her eyes. She gestured to follow her down the hallway, now lit and a little well kemp than the rest of the castle. Lisa looked at him.
“This way.”
And Vlad followed him down the hall. A question came to mind.
“Lisa...why decide to trust me so quickly?”
She looked back. The light in her eyes were a little brighter.
“Something feels right about you. A little grumpy and anti-social, but right.”
“And the impaled people?”
Lisa actually seemed a little flustered, if not embarrassed by this question.
“People had a bit of a...acceptance problem towards many women in power back then.”
Vlad surprised himself by chuckling.
“Ever been out of the castle since then?”
“Not since I became a vampire.”
Vlad may have paused for a second as they were walking down the hall. A vampire...very...straight forward. But looking at her eyes, it was an honest answer.
“I must tell you, it is best if you don’t.”
Lisa laughed. “My goodness, I wonder what people are like now out there.”
She opened the door. “Now, here we are.”
Vlad wasted not time to start handling the tools Lisa had in this wondrous place.
Lisa walked over to his side to take the valuable tool in his hand.
“All of this is a precious thing among immortals.”
Lisa looked at Vlad. Her eyes were truly bright now.
“In return for all of this, will you help me with a project?”
There was no pause to his answer: “Yes.”
“Good, we have much work to do if we are going to improve everyone’s lives.”
Vlad might have frozen on the spot.
“What?”
A man with slight misanthropy, and a humane vampire, this may be an odd mix.