Mar 4, 2017
judging from that smile he’s either really, really impressed, or he’s trying not to laugh at me. for his sake, it better be the first one. i’m not kidding. vlad, you know i’m extra dangerous now.
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judging from that smile he’s either really, really impressed, or he’s trying not to laugh at me. for his sake, it better be the first one. i’m not kidding. vlad, you know i’m extra dangerous now.
well, would you look at that? someone’s a mom! she’s sooo cute, you guys.
this girl was the actual sweetest. she trained me and didn’t judge me when i almost gave birth on the treadmill. maybe i owe her a favor? we could start with that outfit…
you might think the agony on my face is because i’m in the process of giving birth, but really it’s because vlad won’t stop playing the same two songs on his stupid freaking organ. seriously? some of us are trying to have children here!
he’s actually sort of cute now, isn’t he? he still can’t dance to save his afterlife though, like, this is dismal. he can teach me how to be the universe’s most bangin’ immortal, and i’ll teach him how to dougie.
hahaha. yeah, this is totally fine! i’m, like, so happy.