Vampire!Joker x hero!reader
Reader is a spiderperson but ya can image otherwise too
As you keep watch from a tall building you began to hear scratching noises. You whip your head to where the sound was coming from, but nothing was to be seen.
You circle around the building, trying to find whatever made the noise. You figure it must have been a cat or something. You go back to the edge of the building, staring down.
"Missed me?" A faint voice asks from behind.
You jump at the sudden voice, you stand towards the shadow figure, hands put up, ready to strike.
But as the figure comes closer, it becomes more visible.
"Joker?"
He looked, different. More pale? Could that be possible?
He had sharp teeth, claws and glowing blue eyes.
He jumped at you. It was so sudden you were sure this was gonna be how you die.
You slowly peek down. He was cling to your chest, his legs hugged around your waist. He snuggled close to you.
"Ah you smell, like iron" you squeezed your eyes in disgust.
"Drac was feeling the munchies, so he took a bite!" He laughed to himself.
"Speaking of which, i am thirsty" you felt his claws grew stronger into your skin.
You tried to shake him off panicking he'll bite you but he just giggled.
"As good as you smell, i got a better idea where to go"
He let go of you and you stumbled back. He waved to you and blow a kiss then turned his back and jumped down.
You quickly ran after him. Taking a look down to see if he's okay. He was climbing on the building like a spider.
Oh great now hes even harder to stop. He was energetic before, now with powers like this you'll hardly catch him.
You begin to climb after him. He took a look back in hope that you were following him. Upon seeing you his smile widened and he giggled again.
"Keep up spidey!" He laughed.
At your fury you jumped on him and the two of you would have hit the ground if you dont shoot a web to hold onto.
You held him close not to fall off. He seemed surprised by the falling but quickly regained his smile.
"Aww you just can't let go of me, can you?" He purred.
You slowly shake your head.
"Got you, now theres no running away"
"Oh don't be so sure of that" He said in a seductive tone. You raised an eyebrow at him.
He licked your neck slowly. It made you let go of him at your surprise. He landed on the ground, spin once like a wheel then jumped on his feet. He bowed at you and saluted.
"See you around darling! Don't hang around too much, it'll make the blood go to your head!" He pointed at his own head mimicking. Then laughed manically before running off.
He drives you crazy sometimes.
