Joker x reader romantic hc
Gn!reader,soft,bit suggestive
He never stops talking, yapper machine.
Lots of jokes, you can even end up with a pie thrown in ur face. Atleast its tasty.
Tho he'll never do anything to harm you
Lots of kisses. He loves giving you lil cheek kisses. Showering your face with love.
Loves to hold ur hand. Especially in public. He wants to show that you are his and his only.
He'll hug you and won't let go. "Are you done yet?" "Just one more minute"
Talking about hugs, he cuddles you often. Your warm body makes him feel loved and brings him comfort
He'll grab ur ass and he giggles at ur reaction.
He wants to and will jump on ur back. Also would love for you to carry him around like some princess.
Hes a very jealous man. He sees someone he don't like, its too bad for them. You won't be seeing them anytime soon.
He gives you a little knife to protect yourself. He tells you so many gorey ways to use it.
You need something? Sure tell him, he'll go for the end of the world for you! (no kidding..)
Hes obsessed with you. Incase you happen to be a hero he'll have all kind of merch of you. Plushy, comic, poster, keychain, clothing. He says hes ur biggest fan, and ofc he is, he got the real thing after all! And anyone who dares say he isnt, it'll end up bad for them.
He annoys and teases you. He can't help it, you look too cute
He is so downbad for you. This man can get horny just from staring at you.
Hes very clingy, he follows you around like a lost puppy.
He is only soft for you.
