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Ive seen a few young vampires recently so here's a quick vampire fun fact. Dispite what movies and TV might tell you there's no such thing as a "half vampire" vampirism is a disease. You either have it or you don't. And while its possible for it to lay dormant for a few years that's the exception not the rule.
Vampire Secrets Part I
Vincent’s secret...
Although Vincent looks angelic, he is fierce and fights strong. His brother Theodorus seems to be unable to win even if he does a handstand.**
**this is an expression/saying meaning: no matter how hard Theo tries
Mozart’s secret...
He doesn’t smile much, but it seems he shows off his smile when he drinks alcohol.
Theodorus’ secret...
Outwardly, Theodorus has no fear and no enemies, but he is weak towards cats and screams when they come near.
Shakespeare’s secret...
Shakespeare lives alone in his house, sometimes he gets lonely at night and pets his pet rabbit.
Napoleon’s secret...
Because he’s a man of character people who talk with Napoleon seem to fall in love with him, men and women alike.
Isaac’s secret...
Isaac gets angry when people tease him about apples, but on the days when there is no one to tease him he seems somewhat lonely.
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A super huge thank you to @otomelin !!! 😘😘 for helping me with the translations! I couldn’t have done half of them without you! You’re amazing 💕🥰
Vampire Secrets Part II
Leonardo’s secret...
Because he has a habit of sleeping everywhere, it seems he gets stepped on by the residents of the house.
The Earl’s secret...
The Earl, also known as the “House Dad,” scolds the residents appropriately when they do something wrong.
Jeanne’s secret...
When you take the eyepatch off without permission, he seems to say “the world will explode.”
Arthur’s secret...
When he tires of writing, he seeks out coffee, sweet fudge, and a woman’s warmth. (With care)
Sebastian’s secret...
In a diary called “Observation Diary of Great Men,” it seems the behavior of the inhabitants of the residence is written in great detail.
Dazai’s secret...
It seems that Dazai likes entering the mansion through the window and has only properly used the entrance four times.
(My name is Mousette, please enjoy Ikemen Vampire)
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@otomelin helped me with these translations. Thank you so much Lin 😘💕💕 I hope I corrected them all properly 🤓🙃 enjoy everyone!
Vampires and hate zombies for the same way humans hate zombies. Its seeing what we could become had life went just a little bit different. Both were bitten by a monster and both are undead. Both hunger for the flesh of mortals. But one gets to look young forever. They stay strong and keep there intelligence. The other rots and can bearly move. They are trapped within their own minds screaming for help while unable to help themselves.
Vampire secret. Vampires dont actually need permission to enter your home. They just dont want to risk making a member of the Fey mad.
Also it makes hunting more challenging so it's more fun for older vampires.
Vampire secret. Vampires are not repelled by garlic. Garlic is a blood thinner and makes drinking human blood easier.
"He lost his peen when he became a wizard. Wait. What I meant was he can't sleep now that he's a vampire." -my roommate explains Twilight
Yes, we Catholics are vampires. You discovered our secret. We feed from the blood of protestants and Jehovah witnesses.
The Pope is the major vampire boss.
