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@drax-the-vampire-king
This is your friendly reminder to donate blood and feed a vampire. Because your blood can grow back but your neck can't.
Kobold’s Report, Day 1:
Executive Summary: Kobold failed to locate back entrance into Drax’s Dungeon, more research needed.
Detailed Report:
My mission today was to scout and find the best place where I can enter Drax’s Dungeon without being detected.
To this end, I thought perhaps locating an air vent or sewage pipe in a lesser-used part of the dungeon may allow me undetected entry.
Kobold quietly scouted around the known perimeter and located several gratings providing air flow into the dungeon. Kobold compliments Vampire Drax on considering the air quality for dungeon staff. The gratings appeared to be well-maintained and easily visible to lookouts at the guard station, so Kobold continued the search.
The extra effort pays off! Kobold sights an airflow grating which is enough hidden behind greenery that Kobold can safely approach and attempt entry without being seen. A Likely Entrance is found!
Methods of Entry Attempted:
1) Kobold tried pulling on the grate and using leverage of hand tools carried (my ladle). Grate is well secured to surrounding ground.
2) Kobold tried using lemon acid bite on the bars, thinking the acid may weaken them. They taste like iron, but remain strong and unaffected.
3) Kobold attempted digging around grate, but became tired and gave up.
Result: Kobold could not obtain entry through the Likely Entrance.
Additional Notes:
A) Kobold thinks that if someone could shapeshifte themselves very small (the size of a hamster, perhaps), one could squeeze through the grate.
B) Kobold asked their friend, the armored bug, to head down and investigate the room below, because the bug is small. The bug did so, and reported back, “Bzzzt, bzz bzz bzzt. Bzzzzt bzzt.” Kobold not sure of the translation for this.
End of Report
Invoice for Work and Report: 1 sandwich please
A sandwich well earned
Stew of the day! Gemstone stew! I found some in a chest in a dungeon, and took them for my stews!!!
(source - liminA on Pixiv (comission))
mmmwah mwah
Every thirty years or so an adventurer will show up at my doorstep saying something about how I killed his father and must now die.
They always get put into a stew with little trouble, but somehow all look similar. Odd
I love that they keep waiting until they have there own kids to go after you.
Of course they wait till then. They have to have someone avenge them in the likely cahnce they fail.
But that's not a cat
yes it is
I've seen this fucking post 8 times
And you’ll see it again
FUCK THIS IS LIKE THE 12TH TIME
So uhhh
Keep going then?
ZKfnckfcsmcldkc
@maryland-officially
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@maryland-officially
I will never be free of this post
Why is this ostrich so pink? Is it part flamingo?
No flamingos gain there pink feathers from eating shrimp clearly this is a porcupine
I offhandedly said in a video the other day that YouTubers only do clickbait because they want to feed their families, and I got multiple people in the comments saying things like "no, YouTubers only do clickbait because they're rich and greedy", with one person pointing to MrBeast as an example, and like. so, okay. yeah, some YouTubers are rich and greedy. But... if you can believe it, there are some YouTubers who are smaller than MrBeast, y'know?
Finding out Hans Zimmer is a transphobe genuinely had me falling to my knees
Thank you blastybaku for explaining this!/gen
If you've ever heard a movie score and thought "holy shit, this is incredible", there's like, a 50% chance it was Hans Zimmer who composed it.
This is a pretty major letdown, ngl.
Anyways, fuck transphobes, which includes Hans Zimmer, apparently.
Anyway shoutout to John Williams, amazing composer and probably the one who made the other 50% of "holy shit amazing" soundtracks (Jurassic Park, Star Wars, Superman, and incidentally the original Harry Potter theme and score) who famously worked closely with the first openly transgender woman to be nominated for an Academy Award, Angela Morley. He respected her, and so far as I can see, has never made transphobic remarks.
Remember kids kindness is always free. And hate gets you punched in the face the moment people find you in person.
Every thirty years or so an adventurer will show up at my doorstep saying something about how I killed his father and must now die.
They always get put into a stew with little trouble, but somehow all look similar. Odd
I love that they keep waiting until they have there own kids to go after you.
funny what-if scenario alternative to the Ragatha, Annabelle, Evil Ragatha and Evil Anabelle idea
Annabelle is just put on the other team, she plays the role of Evil Ragatha
Bonus, Caine pulls a move similar to altering Jax's mind to make her a vegan. But he just removes all of Annabelle's inhibition about saying her mean inner thoughts, and sets her mood to cruel
It quickly becomes not fun for everyone She feels so bad after she is put back to normal, that she hides in her room for a solid 3 days
You can wear anything you want
When I kill people for my stews, I like to cycle between weapons to keep it fresh and exciting.
Hatchets, sledgehammers, kitchen knifes, my little goblin claws, my kagune, a pizza knife, all sorts of fun objects!!
I'll be honest stew goblin. I always pictured you running around with a giant ladle for a weapon.
I have dozens of ladles. One is made of cast iron with spikes all over it so that it doubles as a tenderizer
I love how sassy Rocky is. Grace is doing his best man!
Christopher Nolan almost allows colors into his mythical epic shot on 70mm IMAX film. thank god they stopped filming in time.
I wish cuddles weren’t viewed as sexual so often where I grew up
Cuddles are a basic way of showing affection and comfort. There's literally nothing sexual about it. The people around you must have been constantly horny if they thought cuddles were anything other then what they were.