May 5
Congratulations to everyone who's been participating in the Vampirian Council in the last eighty-five years. Due to the investments of E.L.G. and many others, the AI movement have kicked off. We have officially resolved the issue of vampiric immortality being digitally recorded. The mortals will now write off any digital evidence of our existence as AI generated slop. Thank you for your continued participation in the Council. Further updates and newsletters will be sent out next month. Reminder to update your documentation if its older than fifty years. -With regards,
V.T.W.