greetings and salutations, hope I don’t bother you too much by sending in such a random ask. may I please have a romantic matchup for a slasher/dbd?
I use they/them pronouns and I’m pansexual. my myers briggs type is INFJ and my star sign is taurus.
Im about 4’11..not to happy about it. I’m kind of introverted, and can be considered not a people person. I find life a little nihilistic. I’m into dressing in all black and taking a liking to gruesome and morbid things like slashers, analog horror, death games, true crime documentaries, poetry, necromancy and anatomy. I typically consider myself a "gorehound". I also like to visit abandoned hospitals and houses just for fun, along with playing quite a few escape rooms. I just have a genuine comfort in the uncomfortable.
I get a lot of monikers from friends and family like "discount vomitboyx", "doomer boy", and "daria" before. I’ve come to the conclusion I just scare people off. In reality, I’m intimidated by everyone around me and find it hard to start conversing, which may or may not come off as rude to people.
when I become comfortable with someone I start to become really sarcastic and joke around with them with witty banter. most of my humor comes off really insulting, but I’ll apologize and say it’s a joke if it becomes a problem. even though I do have a hard time understanding physical social cues.
lots of people don’t like me or stay away from me because of my rude behavior. I’m not good with overly sensitive or overly annoying people at all because of that, and I can’t stand kids. Idiocy can get on my nerves too sometimes. I’m a huge animal person though. I have my moments where I can get really feisty, or very quiet and closed off. I’ve been told I’m also a laidback person. I’ve also been told I never know when to quit, and I find I hold grudges for certain things.
I’m the type of person that has lots of opinions on things but I keep them to myself and bottle them up. If pushed far enough I’ll become unforgiving, and aggressive. especially with the types mentioned above.
I find the most comfort in just being in my room drawing, listening to music ( motionless in white, deftones, system of a down, slipknot, rob zombie,,, sometimes the brobecks, insane clown posse, jazmin bean or mother mother, etc. ), or even occasionally playing video games, reading (mostly greek mythology), writing, or talking about a random conspiracy theory I have. I do acting in my spare time as a small hobby too.
I’m a plushie maniac and when I fall asleep you can always see me cuddled up to one of them. I find it because I’m really touch starved. Im also a caffeine addict, and I’m guilty of being very submissive and maybe even masochistic- and a bit of a pyromaniac. I dissociate or daydream a lot, so you can often catch me starring.
I suffer from a handful off mental and physical syndromes like add, insomnia, asthma, depression and anxiety. These have all been diagnosed professionally, and I’m definitely not trying to make myself "quirky". unfortunately health problems run in my family.
I’m very fidgety, and often bite the inside of my cheek or bounce my leg rapidly. you don’t need to rocmantasize this stuff ofc, but I think it’s good to know so the person can tolerate me.
you do get to this, thanks for your time.
Hihi!! Thank you for the request !
Let’s seeeeeee….
I would pair you up withhhhhhh
Danny “Jed Olsen” Johnson / The Ghostface from Dead by Daylight!
Why He’s a Fit for You:
Danny thrives on gore, true crime, and the thrill of the hunt, so your love for slashers, horror, and the macabre would genuinely excite him. He’d love how you embrace the darkness rather than shy away from it.
You feel at home in abandoned places and eerie settings—so does he. Exploring forgotten asylums and crime scenes would be his idea of a perfect date, and he’d love that you’re into it, too.
Danny has zero patience for whiny, naive, or overly sensitive people. The fact that you’re also put off by them would make him see you as a kindred spirit. He’d be more likely to open up, knowing you won’t judge or baby him.
Though he wouldn’t admit it, Danny likes physical affection—just on his own terms. If you’re comfortable with teasing and play-fighting, he’d make a game out of pushing your buttons before pulling you into his lap. Expect him to poke fun at your plushies, but don’t be surprised if you catch him stealing one to keep for himself.
He’d find your interests in writing, acting, and mythology fascinating. He’d love listening to your conspiracy theories and might even play along, making up wild stories to mess with you.
Danny thrives on intensity, and the fact that you don’t shy away from your interests, flaws, or darker thoughts would intrigue him rather than scare him off.
There would be without a doubt a LOT dark humor, playful antagonism, and an understanding of one another. He’d admire your sharp mind and willingness to embrace the unsettling, while you’d appreciate his chaotic but oddly charming nature. Beneath all the teasing and games, there’d be a mutual comfort, an understanding that neither of you has to put on a mask (except for him, literally).
Danny would immediately be drawn to you. Not in the typical “easy target” way he’s used to, but in a huh, this one’s interesting kind of way. He’d see you as someone who doesn’t flinch at the macabre, someone who isn’t easily shaken, and that intrigues him.
At first, he’d probably approach you in his usual way—charming but with that off energy, waiting to see if you’d scare off like most people do. When you don’t, and instead return his snark and sarcasm, he’d realize you’re fun.
The fact that you’re introverted and often avoid people? Even better. That means you’re not someone who needs constant socializing or validation—he likes that kind of independence.
He lives for your sarcastic, sometimes insulting humor. The more you challenge him, the more fun he has. He will push buttons, but he knows how to read when to back off (or at least, he figures it out after you clock him once or twice).
Expect a lot of unconventional dates. Breaking into abandoned hospitals at night? Sneaking into crime scenes just for the hell of it? Maybe even taunting cops from a distance? Peak romance in his book.
He’d probably make a game out of trying to scare you, only to get disappointed when you don’t scream. (“You’re no fun, y’know that?” “Maybe you should try harder.”)
Late-night drives with loud music, windows down, and nowhere to go. You two would blast Rob Zombie, Slipknot, or Deftones while talking about conspiracies and urban legends.
If you dissociate or stare off into space a lot, he’d use it as an opportunity to mess with you. Snapping his fingers in front of your face is a personal favorite.
If you struggle with sleep (insomnia), he’d get used to you being awake at weird hours and might just randomly text you creepy things at 3 AM just to see if you’ll respond.
You’re touch-starved? Oh, he loves that. But he’s a tease about it. If he realizes you crave affection but don’t outright ask for it, he’ll hold back on purpose just to watch you squirm.
But when he does give in? He’s surprisingly clingy—hands always finding their way to your waist, neck, or playing with your hair. If you’re curled up with your plushies, he’d casually throw an arm around you, acting like it’s no big deal.
If you’re naturally submissive, he’d absolutely take advantage of that, both teasingly and otherwise. He lives for seeing you flustered or watching you bite your lip when he gets too close.
He’s not good at emotional vulnerability, but he’d appreciate the fact that you don’t force him to talk about things he doesn’t want to. That being said, if he ever sees you bottling things up for too long, he’d push—not in a comforting way, but in a “C’mon, I know you’re pissed. Just say it already.” way.
You both hold grudges, which means fights can get nasty. If you two really get into it, expect days of stubborn silence before one of you caves. He’s petty and so are you, so it’s just a waiting game to see who breaks first.
If you’re ever too quiet or withdrawn, he might get a little frustrated. He doesn’t like feeling like he’s talking to a brick wall, so he’d try to provoke you back into engaging.
He hates feeling ignored. If he thinks you’re pulling away from him emotionally, he’d act like he doesn’t care—but inside, it pisses him off. Expect more “accidental” run-ins or cryptic, slightly threatening texts if you start shutting him out.
He’d steal your plushies just to watch you get annoyed and make you work for them back.
If you have caffeine addiction? He’ll absolutely weaponize that by dangling a coffee in front of you and making you earn it. (Whether this implies something smutty is up for you)
He’d secretly admire your artistic and writing skills but would never outright say anything.
If he ever saw you fidgeting or biting the inside of your cheek, he’d casually grab your chin to stop you.
He has zero patience for people who annoy you. If someone gets on your nerves, he’d either mock them until they leave or just straight-up make them disappear. (“Oh, they bothered you? Huh. Weird. Haven’t seen ’em around in a while.”)
Danny is a huge tease, and he loves that you’re naturally submissive. The second he catches on to how flustered you can get, you’re doomed.
He’ll get real close just to watch you squirm—whispering in your ear, running a gloved finger along your jaw, and then pulling back like nothing happened. “Aww, you look like you were expecting something. That’s cute.”
He lives to see you beg. Not necessarily in a desperate way—he just likes having you under his control, waiting for him to give you what you want. He wants you to want him.
If you ever try to turn the tables on him, good luck. You might land a teasing comment or two, but he’ll always flip the situation back on you. He thrives on chasing, cornering, and overwhelming you.
You know that mask? Sometimes he keeps it on just to mess with you. “What’s wrong? Can’t take me seriously with the mask on?” Then he yanks it off, and his sharp grin is so much worse.
He’d grab your chin roughly and tilt your head up if you avoid eye contact. He loves eye contact—it tells him everything about what you’re feeling. “Nuh-uh. I wanna see that expression.”
If you bite your lip around him, expect instant consequences. He’ll drag his thumb across your mouth and say something like, “Careful with that, sweetheart. Might make me think you’re trying to start something.”
He has a thing for hearing you gasp. He’ll get close fast just to startle you—one second, he’s across the room, and the next, he’s behind you, fingers skimming over your throat. “Jumpier than I thought. Cute.”
Danny likes knowing you’re his. If he ever sees someone flirting with you? Oh, he won’t get angry—he’ll just make sure they regret it.
He’ll leave marks on purpose—bite marks, scratches, anything to remind you that he was there. And if you try to cover them up? “What, embarrassed? You should be proud, sweetheart.”
If you ever try to deny wanting him, he’ll prove you wrong. Slow, drawn-out teasing, making you admit it before he gives in. He needs to hear you say it. “C’mon, use your words. You can do that, right?”
He has zero tolerance for competition. If someone so much as thinks about taking you from him, they mysteriously vanish. You’ll never have to worry about dealing with annoying people—he takes care of it before you even know it’s a problem.
Despite his teasing and rough demeanor, Danny does take care of you afterward. He likes knowing you’re still his even when things settle down.
He’s not soft about it, but he’s attentive. A hand on your back, running fingers through your hair absentmindedly.
He’ll let you cuddle into him after—pretending to be annoyed, but you know damn well he likes it. “Clingy, aren’t we? Fine, I guess I can stay a little longer.”
If you fall asleep curled up against him, he’s not moving. He’ll stay, watching you for a while with that same wicked smirk, completely satisfied.
