#vampys shenanigans

[thevampywolf]

I think my spice tolerance has gone up

I'm eating spicy ramen for the first time without dying

What the fuck is happening this isn't me I don't want to be a spice whore

[thevampywolf]

Not me drinking water thinking that it's odd I can feel it going down my throat only to realise it was actually spilling down my chest

🤌🏻 absolutely soaked.

[thevampywolf]

Have I ever done anything right in my life? The answer is 👎🏻

[thevampywolf]

I do this thing where like if I get a new device I'm super careful with it and make sure it stays pristine until I accidentally drop it ... from then on I'm throwing it around on the sofa on the bed on the floor on the cushions like there's no tomorrow

The ultimate screen protector and case test

[thevampywolf]

I was wearing very glittery eyeshadow and I washed my face and now my entire face is covered with that glitter rufnrufneufnef I look like a blimmin disco ball

[thevampywolf]

Another ep of us having the same brain cell 😭

[thevampywolf]

😭😭😭 I was changing in my room and the builders suddenly appeared outside the window I am mortified I wanna die kill me now

[thevampywolf]

The amount of times I've followed porn bots by accident while trying to block them 😭