Starter for - vanghould !
A judgmental look, along with pointed digits picking,prodding, and pulling at the overtly frilly garment’s protruding edges is all that’s met with upon questioning Archie’s opinion. He could have grimaced, but the lack of caffeine surging through his system is enough to dull Archie’s irritability into a slow burning distaste for the task at hand: fucking shopping.
“Not if you want to get laid, no. Unless you’re into being read nursery rhymes while getting nailed from behind.” It was crude, yet spoken with (by Archie’s standards) the best of intentions. This lithe, nimble hand scooped up under the hanger; lifting both plastic and dress from the girls hold to settle it back in place among the other frills on the rack. “My dad used to bring shit like that home for my mom to use as curtains and tablecloths. She trashed all of them, too.”








