MEME
Rule 1: Post the Rules.
Rule 2: Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post then make 11 new ones.
Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them to your post.
Rule 4: Let them know you’ve tagged them.
1. Do you put up a Christmas tree? If you do, when is the appropriate time to take it down again? YES. And whenever my wife loses her shit and basically takes it down in the middle of the night because she can't handle it anymore. Generally, that happens on a weekend. And not in the middle of the night. BUT SHE WOULD IF SHE COULD.
2. What’s your favorite kind of dinosaur? The really, really giant one who only eats trees? Who is that? He's my FAVORITE.
3. If you could bang any deceased president, who would you choose. (IN THIS QUESTION I DO NOT MEAN HE HAS BEEN TAXIDERMIED AND THEN YOU BANG HIM. HE’S COME BACK TO LIFE BUT NOT IN A WEIRD JESUS WAY. LOOK I JUST DON’T WANT YOU TO HAVE THE EASY OUT OF BANGING OBAMA. YOU’RE NOT SPECIAL, WE ALL WOULD.) WELL...FUCK YOU. I would still do Obama! Also, Eleanor Roosevelt, shhhh, that totally counts.
4. Mary Kate or Ashley? Kimmy Gibbler.
5. It’s raining like crazy, it’s Sunday afternoon and you have nothing to do. What do you put on TV? An Austen adaptation. ALWAYS. GIVE ME HISTORIC ROMANCES PRODUCED BY THE BBC. Always.
6. Do you like turtlenecks or do you feel like you’re being choked by a weak person all day? Choked by a weak person. Hate them. They should disappear along with corduroy pants. NOBODY needs corduroy pants. NOBODY.
7. Who is the strangest looking person you’d have sex with? It's a toss-up between Cumberbatch (YEP, STILL WOULD) and Tom Waits. Now that I think about it, they're sort of... similar-looking.
8. Who was your childhood celebrity crush? Livanov, who played Sherlock Holmes in the Russian adaptation. Hmm, there appears to be a theme to my entire life...
9. Do you think that there is a person alive between the ages of 18-35 who does not know all the words to Smash Mouth’s Rock Star? Probably my sister. Oh wait, she's 36. My moth- OH WAIT. So, no. No, I don't think there is.
10. Tell me about your morning hygiene routine. Roll out of bed, stumble into the bathroom. Negotiate with wife on who's taking the guest bathroom. Brush teeth & pee (at the same time, don't judge me), then shower. First: the shower gel/wash; then hair & condition, or skip that if I washed my hair the day before. Last is face. Dry (I HATE DRYING AFTER THE SHOWER, HATE IT), put on underwear, blow my hair out (IT'S LONG ENOUGH NOW, WTF), put on clothes, straighten hair (don't judge my methods), put on make-up, stumble downstairs. WAS THAT TOO MUCH DETAIL FOR YOU, WAS IT, WAS IT?
11. Should I have hot chocolate or ice cream right now? I have the flu and the question is PLAGUING ME. BOTH. Obviously.
HERE ARE MY QUESTIONS (and I am REALLY REALLY bad at questions; I'm working it out; this is why I have a therapist):
1. If you could get any ONE human being ALIVE to do your bidding for a full day - like, we're talking, fanning you on a beach & bringing you drinks while you relaxed - who would it be? THINK HARD.
2. Peanut butter or Nutella?
3. Relatedly: how would you prefer to consume your previous choice? (Is there a vehicle, or by the spoonful?)
4. Pinpoint the exact time your childhood died. In detail, if possible.
5. How would you describe your ~personal style?
6. Can we party all night long/party all night long? (HAHA, trick question. Not possible, we are old.) (I am REALLY BAD at this.)
7. How would you spend your millions, if you had millions? (We've all thought of it & played Powerball. Time to fess up.)
8. Fuck/Marry/Kill: Chris Evans, RDJ, Tom Hiddleston. (if you kill off Hiddles, we are no longer friends. Good luck. :))
9. Fuck/Marry/Kill, the Hobbit edition: Merry, Pippin, Samwise
10. What was the last book you read that really grabbed you, and would you recommend it, because I NEED MORE BOOKS TO READ, thank you.
11. Favorite Austen adaptation: name & discuss.
PHEW.