#vari ahbells

[omnipointmuses]

@awfulmuses ah you forget that Vari is a size and genderflipping dork who changes their bodyshape every other day, one day the could be smol qnd plump, the next, big buff amazon.

Hell thats why i named them Vari Ahbells, variables, its a pun and i'm hilarious

[omnipointmuses]

Margara: This is my friend Vari.

Inc: Hey nice to meet y- wha- where did she go?!

Margara: Oh, she shrank herself and climbed into your coat pocket while you were busy blinking.

Inc: *Raises an eyebrow but looks into her coat pocket anyway to find the very small catkin waving up at her* I...will protect tHEM.

[omnipointmuses]

Margara: I'm the impulse control.

Vari: I'm the moral compass!

Both: And Together, we're nearly a good person.

[omnipointmuses]

Vari: *steps on milo's tail*

Vari: OwO what's this?

[omnipointmuses]

Vari: This is my friend Margara, I call her Plum though.

Milo: She just shoved three goblins and an orc into her mouth.

Vari: Yeah she's pretty great.

[omnipointmuses]

Mood: feline preds that purr around their prey once they have them in their throat causing it to vibrate around them pleasantly as they slide into their belly

[omnipointmuses]

Vari: Aw yeah, give me that good shit.

Margara: *hands them a slide whistle*

Vari: Awwww yeeeah~ *proceeds to play the slide whistle enthusiastically*

[omnipointmuses]

*throws a blanket on cold vari*

Vari ain’t even cold and already has a blanket, they just don’t want to get up, they accept the new one anyways and curls it around their body making them look like some cozy vagrant, only their eyes can be see out of their makeshift “hood”.