Jun 8, 2021
Merrill: careful, Hawke! It's ass eating season!
Hawke: wha-?? Who told you that!!!
Merrill: oh varric said it's so slippery on the stairs that you'll fall and eat ass so I just wanted to warn you :)
Varric, on the sidelines:
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Merrill: careful, Hawke! It's ass eating season!
Hawke: wha-?? Who told you that!!!
Merrill: oh varric said it's so slippery on the stairs that you'll fall and eat ass so I just wanted to warn you :)
Varric, on the sidelines:
Varric's hardest flex on carver was using him as a model for jevlan, writing him as an awkward fresh faced recruit that was actually an undercover agent for the chantry and then having him killed by a guardsman two weeks from his retirement. 😂
Lmao varric about Sebastian. 😂
Varric, holy shit you killed him dude. 😂😂
Some of what varric's been telling the hanged man's patrons. 😂
I like the naked dragon one. 😂😂
Seriously, inquisitor and the warden could never 😂