#varric tethras

[treviso-nights]

POV: grumpy local leader unexpectedly devastated to learn her yappy best friend/mentor has been dead this whole time and now she has to live without him

[mogwaei]

The Meddling Narrator, Mischief, & the Trickser

lore below cut :D

Zjinn and Varric get on like fire and alcohol. Either you can drink by the fire and have a great time, or you can combine it and produce an explosion. Also, lots of questionable choices are made :D

Add Solas to the mix and between the three, you never know what is going to happen. Fire + Spirited Spirits(3) + Rebel(2) = the Veil brings itself down trying to escape their madness? The world stops around them just to listen?

In the background of my fic Ouroboros: Varric encourages her brand of weird (only when no one is looking). They'll talk about crime, engineering, and of course, stories. At first, it's just that, swapping tales. And then it evolves into talking about the story they're currently living in. They debate about who's a Main Character, who would make a great villain (and what makes a good one), antagonists, heroes, anti-heroes, who is doomed by the narrative, the bearer of The Curse, etc. They discuss archetypes (with her getting a little riled up against assigning 'roles' and boxes to real people until Varric is like chill bruh it's pretend). But then, when she (in confidence) reveals that she has worn many names, they get into this weird (silly) game of Varric being like "All right, pretend you're [this role], in this situation. Spin me a story. Go!" so then she assumes a character and tries to seamlessly weave it into their current situation. In my Modern AU Resonance, she and Dorian actually call Varric the Narrator lol

So in this scene, Varric says try to use "I saw it in the Fade" but get progressively more absurd to see how long it takes before Solas catches on. Here, she's totally trying to ragebait Solas as well.

[postcardsfromheapside]

As a side note, the funniest part about having a completely vanilla game is that the SINGLE SOLITARY TIME Veilguard ever glitched on me, it caused Varric to get out of bed and stand around in the infirmary, and I SCREAMED when I walked in there to say hi.

I'd expect that shit in any of the prior games, or in Bethesda-land, but that time it really was like Solas cursed my game.

[mission--control-art-crimes]

DA draw along, reference below. Instead of a nice subby scene, decided Cassandra angrily smooching Varric for the latest chapter of his terrible series (Swords and Shields) with Dorian laughing and Cole just confused. (For folks who haven't played DAI) Taken from the entire side quest as Dorian or Cole do show up in the prior convo about it because they both know she reads that trashy series despite hating Varric, and sadly didn't get to be there when Varric gave her the unreleased chapter.

[flaminhotcheetobeard]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age (Video Games) Rating: Explicit  Relationships: Cassandra Pentaghast/Varric Tethras  Additional Tags: Pegging, Face-Sitting, Kink Negotiation, Established Relationship, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting Summary:

Cassandra paused, kneeling behind Varric on the bed, her hands on his hips.

“We do not need to continue if you do not want to,” she offered, which he appreciated despite it feeling a little past the point of return with both of them flushed and naked on her sheets. Well he was naked, Cassandra had one notable accessory wrapped around her hips and protruding outward.

A PWP follow up to my previous story The Advicecount of Kirkwall. Not necessary to read that first, though I recommend it because I like it. All you need to know is this is an established relationship in a Modern With Fantasy Races setting.

[misslemonbar]

occasionally dragon age inquisition content rolls across my dash and I have a brief moment of “oh I never finished that game, I really should” until I remember the moment I realised you couldn’t romance varric and I am once again filled with indescribable rage

[ataashiworld]

Our lovely Varric Tethras

[kovjaku]

ooooo you want my varric sticker so bad.............