I WAS TRYING TO FUCK A RABBIT!
One of my flatmates to another flatmate during a conversation about the fact she has only just had a bowl of cereal despite being up for 2 and a bit hours.
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I WAS TRYING TO FUCK A RABBIT!
One of my flatmates to another flatmate during a conversation about the fact she has only just had a bowl of cereal despite being up for 2 and a bit hours.
At home with a house mate after a night out.
Housemate: Yes I am still wearing this cloak! I have repurposed it. I am now a Spartan (he was budget Thor).
Me: *walking into the kitchen from the living room* Uh If you mean 300 Spartans you need to be in boxers.
Housemate: *panting loudly*
Me: *walks back in* What the fuck!?
Housemate: *Panting loudly in just his boxers and the cloak, sat cross legged on the sofa*