#vauds

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vauds ☢

send ☢ for a fucking drunken text

[text]: throwvack to when i htought i was pregna n t !!!

[text]: kiddin i know u owuld murder me for unsafe s*x

[text]: kididn u’d murder me fro any s+x w ace th e loml lbr 

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vauds // [text]: Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant // [text]: Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in dags sweat pants. // [text]: A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.

[text]: Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I’m not pregnant 

[text]: how do u and dag even do it

[text]: he’s like 600ft taller than u isn’t it awkward :~/

[text]: UNLESS IT’S NOT DAG’S :~O

[text]: Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in dags sweat pants.

[text]: ….ur disowned

[text]: pickles are  G R O S S

[text]: A surplus of mistakes were made and I don’t know what 89% of them were.

[text]: i know one of ur mistakes

[text]: telling me about any of ur mistakes

[text]: i love u and all but i don’t wanna be charged as an accessory if u do something illegal

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vauds [ text ]: omg u kno what i rlly want rn? a nutella and strawberry sandwich on like some good ciabatta or french bread

[text]: oooh that sounds so good

[text]: u should make urself one of those sandwiches

[text]: and lemme know when vegan nutella is a thing i am all about that life

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vauds [ text ]: But mostly I just need a lot of glitter in my life

[text]: ....me

[text]: who converted u to glitter and why wasn’t it me???

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[text] Bailing on me again? You suck. vauds

[text]: 😭

[text]: i’m sorry auds i love u i’m sorry

[text]: i just forgot i told the boss i’d work today

[text]: i’ll make it up to u, i’ll make u some homemade brownies when i get back ok

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vauds [text] I sense a heartfelt conversation coming up.

[text]: i just wanted to tell u that

[text]: i love….

[text]: COFFEE

[text]: syke as if i’m gonna have a heartfelt conversation with u over the phone

[text]: i do wanna talk to u tho so i’ll come over later if that’s alright 💗 

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[text] Don’t get too drunk tonight. vauds

[text]: lsiten

[text]: ther is no suvh thing as too durnk

[text]: not unles ur asher so i am dafe

[text]: lvoe u sis <2

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vauds moodboard 1/???