Hello, I would love to request a ship for my self insert if you haven't succumbed under the mountain of submissions you already have. (SFW and NSFW are both good.)
If you have the time for this, I greatly appreciate it, and if not, I enjoy the writing you share with us and will continue to do so.
The self insert deets:
Name: Spiff
Pronouns: He/They
Orientation/Preferences: Gay, open to Poly or Monogamous relationships.
Age: mid 30s
Looks: Give Skips a tan, big red sunglasses on his head, a Hawaiian print button up, shorts with a loud pattern and flip-flops and you have got him.
Personality: Pretty laid back because he has been through it. Lived through tragic loss after loss, and while not unscathed, no longer sweats the small stuff. That said, when he was younger he was prone to larger than life theatrics, which while have mellowed out, it is always looming as a possibility that he might fully commit to any given bit that is on the table. He is silly, witty, and well-spoken at his best, but doesn't want to talk about himself more than he needs to. He thinks his best strength is helping others through hard times. (Just wants to put the dark times to good use.) While he is extremely good at it, for all his emotional intelligence he sells himself short in almost every thing else in his life. Enjoys listening to others, but can prattle on about things he knows about if company enjoys listening.
By himself he reads and paints and learns - his curious mind is prone to wander and he keeps himself busy to not wallow. He enjoys things with substance that can hold his attention.
Interpersonal dynamics:
He is not someone who trusts quickly or easily, and holds most people at a distance. Anyone who shows lots of interest in him quickly is someone who isn't to be trusted. He generally enjoys people who are a bit more focused on themselves and know what they want and like. Someone who is passionate and authentic about whatever it is they love are the types he tends to let his guard down for, even if he doesn't realize it.
He might have been romantic at one point, but it is long gone. Historically an absolute slut - he chases physical contact but it doesn't mean much without a real emotional connection. Very good at communicating what he wants upfront when flirting with people as to not accidentally lead them on.
He does really need someone who deeply cares about him, but he doesn't go out looking for it.
Misc: He loves horror, comedy, mysteries, live performances, and the most god awful weird thing you've ever seen. Whatever it is, it fascinates him. Bad at dancing. Horrid. Secondhand embarrassment inducing. This does not stop him.
The most god awful weird thing you’ve ever seen? Here ya go. Here’s freaky little rat trap man.
He doesn’t have a lot of confidence, he self-deprecates ‘jokingly’ a lot because he knows he’s a crusty little weirdo, but you have a lot of emotional intelligence that would battle his insecurities.
Vaughn puts on a bit of a tough exterior, but melts during his love route, so you know he CARES.
He needs someone chill to mellow him out.
He’s a silly guy and also basically Danny DeVito. Are there stand-up nights at the Breaker Box? Vaughn would be all over that. Comedy is a passion of his. You like comedy, so he’d always come to you with his new material to get your opinion. You’d be invited to every one of his shows and he’d prepay for your food and drinks because he’d always be trying to spoil you.
Gives me ‘I still think we’re in the middle of Prohibition and I’m ready to head to the nearest speakeasy.’ Absolutely loves jazz and would love to dance poorly with you after you guys get Rainey to throw on an old record.
Surprisingly romantic enough for both of you. If you’d let him, he’s the type to clean up and take you on a proper date to one of the restaurants in the house, paying for everything.
Calls you ‘Squeak’. Because he’s a mouse trap. And mice squeak when they’re caught. And he’s caught your heart so let him be CHEESY.
He’s a bit of a dom, I think, he gets off on having power even though he’s a small guy.
Definitely says trap-themed things like, “Caught in my trap now. All mine.” as he’s behind you with his arms around your chest.
His hands are small but he knows how to use them. He’s got handjob game that should be illegal. He’d be fucking you saying something in that accent that you can’t understand because of the way his hand feels on your cock, rough and possessive.
He’d get so soft and sweet after, petting your hair and getting you water and saying, “Ya did good, Squeak. I gotcha.”
