#date everything smut

[membabrand]

Thoughts on tony from date everything with a lil hyperfem homeowner to spoil? 🙏 I love ur writing btw

Omg tysm this is my first ask 🫶 sorry if this isn't what you were going for I was struggling to catch a vibe but like I hope it fits

I think he would go crazy for an airheaded little lady, like he just would enjoy feeling like he's smarter than someone.

He definitely has some sort of like internalized masculinity issue cuz he has this sort of fixation on being like a big strong man and that would totally present itself in the relationship, for example - he LOVES manhandling you. Like not even just in the nsfw context, I can fully see him just grabbing you and yanking you over, like wrapping his arm around your waist. Just cuz he could.

He'd also really be into the idea of showing you off around people in a low key sleezy way, slinging his arm over your shoulder while you're in public, his arm around your waist while you're talking to friends, he's just very touchy. 

He would gladly give you his card to go shopping. Get your nails done, your hair done, buy some cute new clothes and give him a fashion show. He doesn't care how much you spend and he'll get excited to sit and watch your shopping haul. Though if you do get your nails done you're like contractually obligated to scratch his head until he goes to sleep

Also he would love an over accessorized baddie like omgg it's like clicker training for him hearing you before seeing you, with the jingle jangle of your jewelry I think he would go crazy for that lowk UGH and HEELS. Step on him. Please.

Is it weird if I say he probably calls you ma'am? I feel like he'd so totally be one of those guy's that lives for a bossy woman. My evidence? TINA TRIANGLE. like I just KNOW that boy likes being bossed around

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One of my friends said "Italian Stallion" in reference to Cabrizzio and I would like the expert to elaborate further

Cabrizzio having a huge cock that aches and throbs and leaks, but nobody (no, not even you- at least, not as a daily task...) can take him! If you want to go the centaur route, he can't even jerk himself off, either! How sad! How pitiful!

As the farm's proud new owner, you simply can't allow your favorite horse to be all riled up- it affects everyone in the end, after all. So, you pull him aside and offer to help him. Cabrizzio might be a little hesitant, but he's grateful, and just a tad bit flustered when you wrap both hands around his cock... No matter the scenario you imagine poor Cabrizzio in, there's something about you specifically, looking up at him while stroking his dick that makes him whine loud.

(Horse! Cabrizzio definitely holds you hostage that first time his cock is inside you... Your walls just feel too good, he never wants to let go!)

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Dragon Dorian and his tiny fragile human lover who he could easily overpower them but he just like. Sits there like a large dog humoring a toddler and lets them hold his face

They are also the prize jewel in his hoard.

might write more for this later. this is to see what u think about the idea

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big, dragon Dorian that's overly conscious of how large he is (at the very least, his wingspan definitely makes it difficult for him to navigate) and keeps his wings folded because he doesn't want to intimidate because, in his mind, humans are skittish creatures... It's definitely not because damn, can he be scary! The first time you see his wings spread, though, is the first time he allows you to brush your fingers against them. He shivers, letting out a tiny grunt of pleasure.

or Dragon! Dorian laying you on top of his hoard of valuables, maybe he dresses you up with the pretty, shiny necklaces, and eats you out on top of the pile. He doesn't care about the mess! In fact, he might prefer it if you did make a mess, squirt all over his collection so it's covered in your scent.

Or maybe he cradles you, tail wrapping around your leg while his back presses against your back. His sharp canines graze your neck, and he has to be mindful with his sharp claws, so he doesn't hurt you while you're struggling to keep upright. You rest all your weight against him, and you swear you hear him let out a pleased little purr...

(basically i maybe like this idea... maybe....)

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Okay so Barry is all of our self care items and stuff, and when you interact with his objects after getting the love ending he like brushes your hair and teeth and it's super sweet, SO. 2 thoughts.

1. The homeowner being completely exhausted or depressed to the point of being unable to take care of themself, but Barry being the sweet amazing beautiful perfect person that he is sits them down one night and does it all for them

2. Specifically the toothbrush thing. Homeowner with an oral fixation who, after meeting Barry, is suddenly flustered every time they brush their teeth, just imagining it being one of his fingers(or, yknow, something else of his-)in their mouth.

This kind of reminds me of dollification kink! Him doing every little thing for you, from putting you in your pajamas (or a new, clean pair). He brushes your hair, massages your face and scalp, then he gently pries your mouth open, holding your chin with one hand so he can brush your teeth with the other.

He praises you throughout the entire evening, pressing kisses against your forehead. It's not until Barry looks into your eyes, all cute and glazed over, that he realizes how exactly this is affecting you—to which he smiles and presses yet another kiss to the corner of your mouth, "Let's head to bed, darling- I bet I can help you feel better in another way, too."

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I am. Sorry for the constant confessions. But I am thinking about intox/ getting with high vaughn and having sex

Confess away! Imagining hot boxing the crawlspace, and for the first time in months (possibly years), Vaughn gets blazed. Not to mention, there's no doubt in my mind that the man gets incomprehensibly horny when high!

When I say incomprehensibly, I mean... Unreasonably! Any words that manage to escape him are jumbled, but his body language speaks volumes—grabbing at you, equally as high, lapping and sucking on whatever he can grab while his cock leaks. Vaughn isn't going to be able to hold onto his sanity (whatever is left of it, anyways) before the two of you even manage to strip yourself of your clothing.

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vaughn being a cannon sex god is so funny because he could give you the most tender fuck of your life.

I like to think he's capable of noticing when you're upset, or using sex to escape how to feel, and lays you down on loves you gently, whispering praises as you whimper and sob tears of pleasure and relief then holds you sleepily to bed

I have trouble imagining Vaughn as being tender, but I like the idea of him being sensitive to your feelings! Imagining him laying you back and sinking his fingers inside of you while lapping sloppily at your neck and chest—he takes his sweet time making sure you're prepared, letting you sniffle. It might feel like forever, but it's heaven.

Then, eventually, Vaughn will slide between your legs. He knows every position, every spot that has you clinging onto him, and he'll do everything to make you struggle to recall why you were upset in the first place.

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Eddie and Volt x bimbo live wire idea.

You weren't really a bimbo before the dateviators, but you had fantasies of being a dumb, pretty girl.

You had the body for it but always focused on other things, but now you have the glasses and all the time in the world to change that.

You start slow, buying a little new make up and some cute pink clothes, then you meet Eddie and Volt.

Volt convinces you to go all out.

The packages finally arrive around the time you three start dating.

Volt dolls you up, turning you into the bimbo girl of your dreams and Eddie finds you.

You're sitting on the bar all cute, giggling and drunk, Volt cooing over his princess.

"Ah, Eddie! Join us! I'm sure our livewire is happy to see you!"

Eddie secretly finds it so cute and hot that you're a dumb, sweet, pretty bimbo.

He ends up fucking you while you're bent over the bar.

[Potential Daddy Eddie & Mommy Volt follow up]

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Slight off topic but not really, but what if the Dateviators kind of overworked your brain in a way that made it so, when you took the glasses off, you kind of got dumber/bimbo-fied? I don't know if that even makes sense, but I love the idea of accidentally bimbo-fying oneself and the objects are living for it...

Eddie doing everything for you—any physical labor? Well, he doesn't want you to ruin your nails or your outfit, just go sit and sip and giggle at whatever Volt is saying (or you know... Look at him while he rolls his sleeves up... He'd never admit it willingly. but Eddie is just as much of an attention whore as Volt, at least when it comes to you two).

For Volt, of course, he'd love for you to tell him about all the cute things you did that day! Oh, you went shopping? Why don't you put on a little show, hm?

The two of them, Eddie especially, are actually a bit surprised at how much they actually enjoy your airy, out-of-focus giggles and the confused looks you give them when they accidentally talk just a bit too fast for your brain to process. The outfits don't surprise them, of course—why wouldn't they like seeing their spark wear tiny. itty-bitty skirts? Eddie loves lifting you up against the bar, your toes barely grazing the ground while the fat tip of his cock bullies your poor cervix...

All while, the only noises that escape your mouth are high-pitched whines—maybe even babbling their names in that cute, barely comprehensible way.

"Mm!" You wiggle your hips, ass raised high in the air. Volt is behind you, massaging the fat gently, pressing sweet kisses against your skin that seem to sting in the best possible way. Eddie is in front—still dressed, petting your head gently while you nuzzle against his bulge gently. The only thought in your head is Eddie's smell and Volt's touch. They don't talk- Well, not to you, anyways. Or maybe they are? You're not quite sure, you're struggling to pay attention to anything being said.

That is, until Eddie taps your cheek gently. He's looking down at you, a grin playing at his lips. Volt chuckles from behind, "Sweet Spark, you didn't hear a word, did you?" He coos smoothly, thumb rubbing your clit in tight circles.

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Hear me out about Dilf Amir and Cabrizzio making out with bimbo!homeowner🚶‍♀️

Hear me out on baby-sitting for DILF! Neighbors Amir and Cabrizzio (whether that be with them in a relationship, or them being Best Dad Friends with two kids that need to be watched)… They were desperate for their kids to be watched, with every baby-sitter either not matching their schedules or coming off as sketchy.

Then, you come in! You’re so bright (although, maybe not academically…) and charismatic, their kids practically beg for them to let you watch them. It doesn’t help the two of them that you’re so goddamn pretty, too!

After a month of watching the kids consistently, I imagine Amir and Cabrizzio talking about you! They know each other well enough to know their particular tastes, but they dance around what they really want to talk about—how much seeing you act nice and motherly makes them both feral, baby-fever plaguing their every thought!

All this to say, getting double-penetrated by the two Dad’s after you put the kids to bed. Cabrizzio eats you out from behind, spreading you nice and open until he knows you can fit his cock deep inside, meanwhile Amir strokes your hair. He praises you sweetly, words breathy with need while your tongue swirls the head of his cock…