#vekuum

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Vekuum by @rurukatt He’s the best. 

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🏩 🎀💗 for Vekuum, 💬💝 for Varistus!

What was my muse’s first time like?  He was a young and excitable man, as you could imagine with Vekuum. He was visiting Telaari Station for supplies and was charmed by one of the traveling merchants that happened to be in town. They had met a few times, and she found the fact that he was somewhat of a “wild” man attractive. It was about as graceful as you would imagine anyone’s first time, but it did awaken something in Vekuum that got him coming back to civilization more often. Not only to bed people - but just to be with them.

Who would my muse sleep with if nobody ever had to know?  He isn’t particularly shy or ashamed of the people or races that he’s slept with. He find everyone attractive in some way or another. So if it were just a matter of forbidden fruit? Most of the Sha’tor, honestly. And Yrel. Those horns. 

Has my muse ever been in love?  Not in the traditional sense, no. He’s never been with someone long enough to love them. That isn’t to say he doesn’t care about his partners, though.

When did my muse go on their first date?  Varistus had various people interested in him in his young adult life on the Genedar, but only he only found time for Lorn’ya. Their first date was not anything special - just a private meeting with the two of them in a secluded corner of the ship, thanks to Xeruul keeping watch for him. It wasn’t long, but it was nice.

Does my muse like Valentine’s Day?  An Azerothian holiday, Varistus is still trying to integrate it that a whole planet dedicates a week to finding love. And they have the same perfume problem every year. He doesn’t see anything wrong with it, but he doesn’t celebrate it personally.

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💔, 💘 for Varistus. 👍 , 💑 for Vekuum

What was my muse’s first heartbreak? His first partner being killed on a planet that the draenei visited briefly on during the exodus. It was quick and painless, but it left a hole in Varistus’s heart and him to raise their daughter alone on the new world of Draenor. He still struggles with her memory to this day, as well is their daughter.

What are the ways my muse says ‘I love you’ without actually saying it? For Freiha, she is a simple person to please. Simply showing an interest in her studies, bringing home samples of something that Varistus thinks she may be interested in, or just generally spending time with her. He doesn’t get it do it as often as he would like anymore, but even though the words are not there, they both know.

Does my muse prefer to be asked on a date, or would they rather do the asking? This is Vekuum we’re talking about. He has no reservations about asking someone out if he feels there is an inkling of interest from the other party. And, given that this IS Vekuum, when is their not interest, right?

What are my muse’s requirements for a potential partner? Confidence, strength, and the ability to laugh at his jokes and not roll their eyes too much. That, and a whole lot of stamina. 

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TMI Tuesday:💔 What was my muse’s first heartbreak?😳 What was my muse’s worst romantic/sexual relationship? For Vekuum.👠 What was my muse’s last serious relationship like? For Xeruul.

What was my muse’s first heartbreak? Vekuum has never actually had a serious relationship, so he’s never experienced heartbreak in that way. He did, however, lose his family to marauding ogres in Nagrand when he was very young, shortly after the draenei had established Telarri Station. He doesn’t talk about it, and if asked, he usually acts as though he still has a family waiting on him. He doesn’t want to burden others with his trouble.

What was my muse’s worst romantic/sexual relationship? Vekuum slept with an orc once, who turned out to be just as dominant in bed as he is. It ended up in the two actually fighting, and both of them had a few broken bones. He didn’t call her back.

What was my muse’s last serious relationship like? Xeruul hasn’t had a serious relationship since before he mutated into a broken. When he was stationed at Auchindoun as a warden, there was an auchenai priestess named Aerinai. The two had a budding relationship, but she did not survive the destruction of the mausoleum. As a broken, he has found he neither has an interest in relationships, nor does he believe anyone would want to be in one with him to begin with.

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7, 28, 42 for Assmaster aka Vekuum

7. Did they have lots of friends as a child? Did they keep any of their childhood friends into adulthood? 

Are you kidding me, this is Vekuum!  He was friends with everyone!  By four years old the entire town was asking him to come hang out with them every night!  By eight, every settlement on Draenor knew his name and wanted him for every party!  What’s adulthood?

28. What is their biggest fear? What in general scares them? How do they act when they’re scared?Nothing scares Vekuum the Great.  This question is dumb.  Ask another one.

28a. How great are you?

Vekuum is SO great.

42. What are their goals? What would they sacrifice anything for? What is their secret ambition?To wrestle and then marry Rilaana, and to be the jed’hin champion of every world in the universe, obviously.  He was sacrifice his axes for BIGGER AXES.  His secret ambition is for people to take him more seriously but he realizes that’s difficult when he’s so amazing.  

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14, 27, 28 for Vekuum

Do they indulge in any vices?

This is Vekuum weren’t talking about.  But other than being very sexually active and open, he’s pretty vanilla.  Likes to drink occasionally, but only around people and for a good occasion.  

Describe their morning routine.

Wake up.  Tell self how great you are.  Smile at nothing.  Leap out of bed when standing would do.  Brush grass or whatever else out of hair/sideburns.  Admire sideburns.  Flex.  Flex again.  Get naked and jump in nearby lake to bathe.  Hope attractive ladies wander by to flex at.  Tell self how great you are again.  Carry on with day.  

Describe their bed time routine.

Find suitable camp sight.  Punch nearby animal to death and cook it.  Flex at dead animal and laugh.  Eat dead animal.  Flex again.  Admire sideburns for the forty-seventh time today. Lay down.  Flex until there is a comfortable Vekuum-shaped groove in ground.  Sleep.  Dream of how awesome self is.

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♠ ♤ ★ ☆ ☽ for Vekuum

♣   One thing they’ve never told

He doesn’t really have anything that he hasn’t, or wouldn’t share.  Vekuum is an open book.

♧   Most exotic place they’ve done it at

Teluuni Observatory shortly after joining the Sha’tor.  Wait, he hasn’t told anyone that.  That’s a good answer for the first question, too.

★   Threesome or an orgy?

Yes to both?  Though truthfully, he’d prefer just a threesome, because then he could give both of the other people the attention they deserve.  Orgies can get crazy and chaotic!  

☆   How adventurous are they?This is Vekuum we’re talking about.  There’s really nothing he would say no to.  That being said, he isn’t really interested in anthropomorphic creatures like arrokoa or worgen.

☽   Going down or staying up?Oh, he loves to go down. As excitable as he is, he knows how to take his time while he’s down there.  That being said, he loves all the activities involved with staying up too, so he’s happy with either.

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☆ for Silgathian, ☂ for Varistus, ☠ pffft why not for Xeruul

☆   How adventurous are they?

It really depends on your definition of adventurous I suppose.  For a night elf, I wouldn’t guess too crazy - likes to have sex out in the wilderness, lots of partners, doesn’t really stay tied down for too long.  He also likes to sleep with trolls.  Probably a primal thing?  Who knows.

☂    Foreplay or straight to business?

Foreplay when he and Freiha have the time for it, which is more these days.  During the Sha’tor’s war against the Sargerei he would usually be too exhausted for it, sometimes sex altogether.  But now that they have time to themselves, they can enjoy themselves.

☠   Sexuality

No.