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I woke up this morning and my knee and my chest hurt so terribly that I could not get out of bed, but do you know what?

I am still far more attractive than you and incidentally I still have a girlfriend. When was the last time you had an actual girlfriend, Vladislav.

Daddushka.

You're warm.

Don’t touch me and also get out of my house.

velikiyy

I can’t believe I’m asking you for advice but girls really don’t like sock garters, do they.

velikiyy replied to your post:Today I got a paper cut at work and my manager...

[ OBNOXIOUS LAUGHTER ]

Why can't you have a horrible illness. I'm a good person. I don't deserve to bleed for ten minutes after a paper cut.

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Why have you been ignoring my text messages brother. Fuck you.

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Well, well! Look what the cat dragged in!

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