♛ ┊ @velocitronianbartender ♡'ed for a starter.
❛✉❜―Bartender. I’ve heard that Velocitron is in some trouble; it would be a shame if your beloved bar were to fall in chaos. I could help prevent that.
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♛ ┊ @velocitronianbartender ♡'ed for a starter.
❛✉❜―Bartender. I’ve heard that Velocitron is in some trouble; it would be a shame if your beloved bar were to fall in chaos. I could help prevent that.
“You believed every little lie they fed you.”
(♔) His armour bristle with annoyance and optics turn to the young, inexperienced barkeep. The grip on his glass is tightened and lips pull back into a tense snarl, but when he speaks he lacks the venom.
“I wasn’t the only one; they were master manipulators and I was a drone, Finishline. I had no understanding of freedom, not like I do now--those lies were all I ever knew. and I would appreciate it if you stop speaking about things you don’t understand.”
( ♔ → meme. )
( ✉ → sms ) [ File Attached ] of all the drunk pictures i have of you, this one is my favorite.
TEXT //And here I thought the rules were ‘what happens on velocitron stays on velocitron’. You know, instead of my inbox. But hey, what do I know about speedster culture anyway?
TEXT //Seriously though. Delete that before it falls into the wrong servos. Like y’know, Miko’s or Mirage’s. Or anybody with a grudge against me.
( cont. from here )
( ✉ → sms ) Quit whining. ( ✉ → sms ) Quit worrying. ( ✉ → sms ) I’m fine. I’m alive.
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If we kissed?[x] Quickie.[x] Tongue.[x] Softly bite your lip.[] We wouldn’t.[x] Long and meaningful.[x] Let’s hit up the bedroom.[] You remember last time?[] Awkward…[] Lol no.
Would I go out with you?[] Yes, definitely.[] No.[x] I want to, but it wouldn’t work.[x] Maybe. [] Nope, you’re like family.[] You’re cute, but probably not.[] Just simply not my type.[] If I knew you better.[] Already did.[] I don’t know.If we took a picture together, we’d be…[] Hugging each other.[x] Just chilling.[x] Holding hands.[x] Kissing.[] Acting dumb.[] Normal picture.[] You holding me from behind.You are…[x] Cute/Pretty.[x] Good looking.[x] Sexy.[x] All of the above You + me + room = …[x] Movies.[x] Cuddling.[] Hanging out.[x] Kissing.[] Playing games.[x] Everything.[] Wouldn’t let you in.You should…[x] Hit me up.[] Be mine.[] Marry me.[x] Reblog this so I can send you a heart.[] be studyingIf we got married, I’d…[] Divorce you.[] Make kids.[] Take your money and bounce.[x] Smash every day.[] I would cheat on you.[x] Be faithful.[] Kill you in your sleep [] We wouldn’t
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Affectionate; Holding hands | Cheek kisses | Hugs from behind | Cuddling | Hand kiss | PDA | Spooning | Shared baths | Whispers | Affectionate texts | Caressing | Stroke hair | No displays of affection
Sex; Shower sex | Wall sex | Neck bites | Oral | Morning sex | Drunk sex | Public sex | Backseat of car | BDSM | No sex
Dates;Picnic | Cinema | Restaurant | Sports game | Hike | Coffee | Museum | Club | Bar | Beach | No dates
Would my character…
Marry them? Yes | No Have sex on the first date? Yes | NoConfess their attraction first? Yes | No Have children/adopt? Yes | No Die for your character? Yes | No Cheat on your character? Yes | No Lie to them? Yes | No Cuddle after sex? Yes | No
"Do you ever use your brain, or do you just think those five pounds are a built in workout for your neck muscles?"
♔|| The cherry red Autobot groaned and hid his face against the arm, that rested across the bar. He didn’t dare look up at the bartender, but hardly out of fear of the wrath he faced. No, the overcharged speedster feared movement would result in purging his tanks.
“M’sorry,” he croaked out, using his free servo to paw in the direction he thought the other was. “I jus’ -- he said I couldn’t do it. Had to prove ‘im wrong.”
"It's nothing personal."
Jazz locked his optics on his little bartender, a smirk coming to his lips. “You know, if you want to scare someone with a blaster, babe, you better learn to use one.” His helm tipped at the weapon, “finger’s not even on the trigger.”