#velvetoverload

[pissriku]

kakashihi replied to your post:Wowowowowowoow. Rin told me she dyed her hair and...

Hahahaha WAR FLASHBACKS c:

Yeah... those were the days... selling Maddie and Katie to my war buddys... those were the days....

[pissriku]

Finally back from the 10 fucking hour drive and finally Katie is in our house

[realpixie]

whatever bitch my url is so much cooler now anyways

[realpixie]

SOMEONE FUCK TOOK VELVETOVERLOAD FROM ME !!!!! WHAT AM I GONNA DOOO NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pissriku]

Me: Knock knock

Katie: Who's there????

Me: Potato who likes green lemons

Katie: Potato who likes green lemons, who??!

Me: ORANGE YOU GLAD IM SO FUNNY!?

Me: GET IT!?

Me: IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I'M NOT!!!

[pissriku]

Me: Why did the banana cross the turnip??

Katie: idk why???

Me: BECAUSE HE TURNIPS THE FRUIT!!!

Me: it's funny because I'm laughing at a joke that makes no sense!!! :D

[pissriku]

The best way to tell jokes is to make no sense and laugh at your own jokes

[thrash-punk]

KATIE I KNOW WHAT ELSE WE CAN WATCH we should watch american horror story cuz its like kind of spoopy but not like jumscary plus its a generally good show (and i know were all the jumpscares are ^-^)