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Max’s Collection of Countless Sweaters

So yeah, been a bit too busy to update the blog lately. Here I am though with a good ol update and I’ll try my best to stay active!

Earlier in the morning I had to take Max to therapy and he hardly wanted to go at all, as usual. I had to drag him out of bed and then we had a little argument over what sweater he should wear. 

He wanted an ugly old gray one, but I couldn’t let him go out looking like a bum. I chose a cute one with a cup of warm tea on it. I thought it was a nice one and very colorful, which was much better than the one he had chose. He didn’t want to wear it at all because it would make him stand out too much and I thought the same for his dingy sweater choice.

We were almost late and I caved in and let him wear his gray one. I don’t want to make him feel any worse than he already has been lately, but come on... he would have been so cute in that sweater. He’s the master of sweaters anyways so I shouldn’t really argue I guess. If we were going to a wedding or something formal I wouldn’t cave in at all because we gotta dress to impress! He’d look so adorable in a suit or something really fancy. He’d have to get it custom made since he’s been getting so chunky lately. I’m totally not the reason why that’s happening. Aaaaaanyways, I can’t believe I sort of got off topic there. Heh I can’t stop thinking about him and his cute and adorable face.... Makes me melt like batty butter. Whoops. Ah... anyways, that’s it for this update! Thanks for sticking around everybody!

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If Max is Made of Water...

then what happens if he drinks a lot of it?

I asked him that question awhile ago and he didn’t even have an answer to it. He wasn’t sure and neither was I, so we decided to try something out similar to the crazy beer incident with Freddy.

We gathered a whole bunch of glasses of water and sat close together on our comfy couch. He started with drinking a few of them and there wasn’t much of a change. He just seemed the same, albeit a bit nervous.

“Hey Max, maybe you just gotta drink a few more. It’s just glasses of water so it probably won’t be a huge change.” I leaned into him and watched him closely. I was hoping to see a dramatic change or something, but it turned to be only subtle.

“I-I guess so....” Max kept going and after drinking the rest of them it was clear that something was happening.

I pointed out that Max’s sweater was already rising. I rushed and got more water for him, hoping to see more than just these minor changes. He was a little excited too and made the cutest grabby hands motion for more water. My heart was melting, as usual.

After about another thirty minutes of him chugging glass after glass, he had to take his own sweater and sweatpants off and he looked like he was actually gaining weight rapidly. It was pretty awesome to see how big he could get. I’m a little ashamed to admit that uh... we did go overboard.

By the time we finished and thought that that was enough water, Max was big enough to cover the whole couch. He whined a little about not being able to move so I turned on the TV and snuggled up against him. That helped out a lot at least. He still hated not being able to move, but after a few hours he started to slowly return to his original size and gained back his mobility. 

Now that I think about it... does that qualify as water inflation? Eugh... I’m sort of having mixed feelings about thinking of that. I think I’ll uh... forget it permanently. Max would probably have a mental breakdown if he learned that people were super into that. It was fun though, but I think some good ‘ol food would do a better job than just water.

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Little Chat With Andrew

So I know Max might see this and all, but I really feel like I should talk about it. It’s more of a vent though because I just feel so anxious about this. Max’s father had been a topic that Andrew had helped Max with, but when I asked Andrew about it he said he couldn’t tell me because Max specifically said that I was to not be told anything about it.

I doubt he’s keeping any big or weird secrets, but I just don’t know why he can’t rely on me to be there or help him with whatever is bothering him. I don’t want to pressure him since he is in a crummy mood lately. I’m still just struggling to figure out what to do. 

Eughhhh well you guys don’t wanna hear about that stuff. This is supposed to be a cheerful blog! Although life isn’t always that cheerful and after all this is a blog about our lives anyways.

So good news is that -drumroll please- I got Max a new sweater! It’s got a neat little coffee mug on it and I know he loves having silly sweaters to wear at home. It cheered him up a little and he’s wearing it currently. Anybody here love sweaters? I’ve never met someone who loves them as much as Max. Seriously.

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I cleaned up coffee for over an hour after I told him about having to write more.... Well, I guess he’s got a long way to go on his road to recovery.

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Rodger Radio’s Big Appearance!

The comedian was hilarious! I almost dropped a couple glasses cause I was preoccupied with laughter while I worked. Eh, definitely should have focused more hehe.... He’s probably one of the biggest comedians in town, plus he’s a natural at it. It seems like he can’t even stop joking, but he’s a really nice guy. 

He wore a black dress shirt and also some pretty casual cargo pants. Oh, did I mention he had a radio as a head? Well he has this fancy trick of being able to turn his voice up or down if he wants to with one knob while the other turns on actual radio channels. 

He had a lot to say and most of the jokes that he told about are about his past and whatnot. I uh... kinda regret not being able to remember them all. So to make up for that, I asked him if he’d like to join in on the blog I’ve got running and he said yes!

Say hello to Rodger Radio! He’s here to answer questions anytime now!

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“Hey Max! Max quick come here!” 

“Wh-what is it?”

“Look who I’m gonna be dating!”

And that’s how I spent five hours of my time comforting Max.... I really should have thought that over.

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Comedian Coming Soon + Update!

I’m really excited for this new comedian to come over to the bar I work at. I was hoping to get Max to come along and watch his show but uh... yeah, no. I’m really trying my best here but he’s just so anxious that it’s really keeping him from enjoying life. 

So basically, after this show I’m putting my foot down and dragging him to therapy. There’s this really good owl I’ve researched a bunch recently and I’m hoping that all goes well with Max meeting him. I’ll go along with him to as many of the sessions as I can, but I really can’t miss work. Maybe I’ll hand over the blog to him for some time. Sounds good right? Heh, I won’t be reading what he posts so be nice to him! 

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Good ‘Ol Tumblr Purge

So I just want to say that I’ve been figuring out what’s best for this page. With my life in order and Max being well fed I can probably start posting more often. I was pretty worried that some of my posts might even be flagged due to SFW stuff getting hit hard by bots. Heh, lucky me. Haven’t posted many photos for good ‘ol Tumblr to flag.  But anyway, here’s the good news! With more time on my hands I may be able to post some good stuff and introduce more friends I’ve got. It’s also nice to know people enjoy checking things out and just sending messages too! I won’t let this die down just yet! Stay tuned for some goodies!