i was at the store earlier today and thought of you while i was there. i bought you so many fun toys, and a new dog bed for our closet, and even got you a new cute collar! i would love to put it on you but- oh, no it’s okay! i know it doesn’t look like your normal collars, it has this weird block on it but don’t even worry about it, it’s just a little gps tracker so i always know where you are. just to keep you safe, just so i can make sure you’re never wandering too far i will hunt you down and bring you back. i would be so worried if you got lost, you don’t want to lose your way home do you? that’s right, pretty mutt, here let me put this on you and make sure it’s connected to my phone ok? give me just a second- ok, perfect. oh, oh, i’m sorry, mutt did that hurt you? was it too strong? no, no, i promise it won’t shock you like that all the time, sweet thing. just when you leave the house without me or you’re with someone other than me. im just trying to keep you safe, mutt, promise. <3
I heard toys and my ears perked up!! I love new toys also maybe because I might have destroyed the old ones already... Anyways I hope you brought another noise ball, I love noise ball- And a bed!! Yes! We always need another bed for our closet. Very important. It must to be soft and comfortable.
And another collar? But I already have so many collars and it looks like- Oh... Oh, I mean- yeah, if you think I get lost easily. I mean I kinda do get lost and distracted, bad at directions.. You're right, I don't want to lose my way home, I don't think I'd do good as a stray.. Maybe it is safer for me. You can put it on me..
It doesn't fit bad, kinda nice, it ju- mmhfm ohfuck that hurt didn't think- okay, it's a lot and it hurts and is it going to do this often?.. Oh, I mean if you really think it's safer if I stay by your side like this, I can. Not like I really have a choice anymore. It's kinda a bit much but you always know what's best for me.
