Skulduggery Pleasant High School AU Pt. 5
You thought I was finished with this, didn’t you? Darling, I am never finished with this.
Tanith is that one person that never wears her uniform properly
Her tie’s undone, top two buttons open, her shirt untucked
Don’t get me started on the rips in her tights
Ghastly’s not sure if he finds it annoying
Or cute
Sanguine’s dad is on the PTA
So he gets away with everything
Guild is that one English teacher that give out too much homework
Really, just too much work in general
And over-analyises everything
Mevolent is the school bully
With Serpine and Vengeous as his cronies
There are these benches on the school grounds
And the Dead Men + Tanith, China and Fletcher have commandeered these benches
No one sits there but them
It is practically a school rule now
Saracen Rue refuses to wear safety glasses in science
He puts them on his head like sunglasses
Once, all of his friends put their safety glasses on his head, too
So he had a row of glasses on his head
Science teacher Dr Nye was not impressed
Everyone’s constantly surprised on how much China can fit in her school bag
Once, they pulled out all of her school books
The Faceless Ones equivalent of a bible and a book on runes
A hairbrush and a full bag of makeup
High-heeled shoes
And a ceramic vase before finally finding a packet of tissues
Shudder is probably part of the art club
Larrikin forced him to sign up
And he’s actually enjoying it
To literally no one’s surprise
Ravel ended up as head boy
Ghastly got deputy
In all honesty, no one was that surprised when China got head girl
But when Mist got deputy
Well, no one saw that coming
All the teachers fear Skulduggery and Valkyrie
In fact, there are several classes where they’re not allowed to sit next to each other
Science, for instance
They didn’t mean to fill the classroom with toxic gas
Guild has banned them, too
That doesn’t mean they listen
Hopeless is the only one with a reliable pencil case
Dexter always forgets his
Larrikin’s is filled with lollies
Shudder’s is broken and he can’t be screwed to fix it
Skulduggery only has one pen
And he keeps taking it apart
Ravel has 20 pens, 15 pencils and an eraser
But only two pens work, the pencils are broken and the eraser doesn’t work
Ghastly’s is just filled with highlighters and felt-tip pens and tailor’s chalk
Valkyrie lost her’s back in term 1 and never saw a reason to get another
Tanith only has a pencil that she keeps behind her ear
Fletcher has a collection of highlighters, and that’s about it
China has a decent pencil case with decent stationary
But she’s not sharing
